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Date: Monday, February 06, 2012
That street fronting CSI is so crowded with uncontrolled traffic. There're no designated parking spaces in the street - to his each own - except that beety-weeny space allotted to parking inside of CSI. If I am not mistaken, around 15 parking spaces is available for consumers, managed by a security guard who couldn't separate a tricycle from a car. San Carlos becoming a city, was an exercise in stupidity; no central planning was done, the vision required to see what it will become after the charter - was not there. Even City Hall, is a rundown structure falling apart in the middle of the action. This building should be demolished, and build a new one out of poblacion like what they did in Urdaneta. But, will San Carlos has the audacity to that, when leadership is lacking mired in political bull? Wishful thinking!
From: carlos
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Email: charlie_d_good@yahoo.com
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Date: Monday, February 06, 2012
How i wish to see the front of CSI across the road free of parked vehicles every sunday. how i wish there would be no counterflows in rizal avenue and roxas boulevard anytime of the day. how i wish there is no trash around the city proper. how i wish a review of the traffic routine be done to effectively monitor the flow of traffic and for efficient flow of vehicles. how i wish the resuello arenas sports complex will be used for sport activities not a parking area for tricycles
From: K B
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Date: Saturday, February 04, 2012
Tua tan so imbagam. No wala ak ed simbaan, akakopit so aray matac. Aliwa balet so rason mo. Saray matak so akakolirep ta nasisileng ak ed saray mankidiam tan mansiayap ya bikking na aray magangganan bibii lalo na no akakawes iray miniskirt. No si TP balet so pantotongtongan, talagan rilihioso man ya too. Nen wala ni ed sirvisio no "on port" so bapor to, agto ra totomboken so aray kakaiba to ya say primiron batik da so diad bars tan nightclub. Onlan tampol si TP ed simbaan tan ontalimokor ya mabayag. No nengnengen moy pueg to angga nid natan, singara ebet na bakes ni lapod katatalimokor to.
From: Agdao Guy AG
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Date: Thursday, February 02, 2012
Akakopit so mata to pian namotektek ton maong so ibabaga to may testigo a si Giovanni Ng. Singa si TP tan si KB no mimisa et akakopit so mata da tan mantangoring so olo da. Balet ta no kabliten era na kaasawaan da kuanda ag ira nanaogip, inkupit da so mata pian narengel tan namotektek da so sermon na pari. he!heQheQ
From: Rubari Taaw
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Date: Thursday, February 02, 2012
To Eduardo Pontaoe, a happy birthday from Rebecca.
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Date: Tuesday, January 31, 2012
Maya ka pa! Akin wadtan kad congreso ya ombabantay na impeachment proceedings? Di anengneng moy enrile, as the presiding judge ya akakopit so mata to, nanaogip mansanggook ni. No ontan sirin mas maong nin sempet ka ed binmaley ta bantayan mon mamapatlek si pinay na belek. Insan mo okisen so baog. No ngalngalen mo .... madalakoroc. :):)
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Date: Monday, January 30, 2012
112.209 ..... when did you arrive, amigo? Singa ka sidsilew/dikaydalin ya manandipat. hehehe! Now you see now you don't! Agdao? Balo ya natan, bigla kan nanlopos ya singa oleg. Antoy binarongan mod mad biec? Akin dinmakel lay gilata diman ya onkeketket ed sika? :):) Enjoy your days of thunder and don't you forget to visit Malasiqui, there's lechon, boro, and pinakbet awaiting.
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Date: Monday, January 30, 2012
I am from Agdao, used to be a barrio of San Carlos. I had enjoyed the exchanges here, acrid or not but full of humor and wit. I notice that most of the posters here are from places other than San Carlos, but the gain is that whoever follows the thread of discussion will at least learn something. As most of you are far removed from the current economic, politics in the Philippines yet you may have followed the current developing event here; especially the impeachment of Chief Justice Corona and the attempt of the current administration to cleanse the political culture. Do you guys favor It, if not what is your reason for your disagreement. Except for occasional travel outside the Philippines, my experiences are basically Philippine in nature. Oh I have been to USA, Los Angeles, California, that is my extent of USA experience.
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Date: Thursday, January 26, 2012
Let Pepe analyze that to you - with the intro of his forever evolution theory explained scientifically. he!he!he!he!
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Date: Thursday, January 26, 2012
If you can make a sumptuous dinner out of scraps, if you can make a cheese out of a curd cream then you have the ability to bring the sweetness in a woman when she is turning sour. All you have to do is to make sure that she remembers the pleasure you have before. The pleasure lingers n the mind longer than the pain. And if you are able to do this, you will always have the combination to the lock and you will not be second in their life; remembering your past together serves as fire forever burning in their oven. That means….you light their fire. He!he!he!he!he! Remember some desert are sweeter the second time around? And this time you are not doing for keeps but doing it only when the oven needs rekindling....
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Date: Thursday, January 26, 2012
It's good if you can fire up the stove. The question, is not in knowing how to cook, but how to serve the finish food. Not all cooks are good servers meaning they are bound to endure the pain being in the kitchen.
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I always prefer to cook my own food, peel my own fruit. A little labor of courtship enhances even the noncommittal relationship. Anything that is offered for free could be worth like the bigisang pendang….you do not want to touch it, even though your welcome to browse and have it at will.
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Boy meets girl in a club. Boy orders a couple of beers followed by shots of vodka gimlets. Boy don't ask girl her name. Girl don't ask boy his phone number. Boy kisses girl. Girl kisses boy. Boy and girl left the place together. Boy let girl in his car. Girl ask boy, "Your place or mine." No proposal of marriage, no promises of till dust do us part, no promises of orchids, and no promises of having kids. ____ It's a one night stand for liberated humans! hehehehe!
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Re the analysis, KB and 108 both had it wrong because here is the story to explain the analytical overdrive as described by KB. During my high school days, I did not go straight home at the end of the school day but I hanged around the barbershop in the paradaan or the “garita” near my neighborhood to pick up what is going on. The good thing about those places was that almost all were commentators, that news would be dissected to the fullest, from every angle. How come? Because people in those places had all the time to waste and they were referred to as estanbys. Likewise, People in this board dissect the postings because they have a lot of time to waste, hehehehe. The similarity between barbershop estambys and this board analysts is the availability of time and the difference between them is the use of technology to waste their time.
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
Pepe’s analysis reminds me of a story. A guy approached a girl and asked for her name. The girl declined saying, "If I give my name, you will ask for my address. You will come, visit. propose marriage. We will get married and I will get pregnant and have kids. That is the reason I don’t want to give my name.
From: K B
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
I suggest you guys lighten up your analytical overdrive which I believe is tangential and not spot-on. If you read my lighthearted query, it is to elicit a response from the fair damsels. Your analysis is also replete with presumptions. For example, you justaposed Marilyn Monroe who is beautiful and smart as per your statement, against Mrs. Roosevelt, the implication being that Mrs. Roosevelt is ugly. Now I have not seen Mrs. Roosevelt in person and I would not know how she really look like up close and personal. It is well known that some people may not be photogenic but are really good-looking. The word "sexy" also comes in different shades of meaning. It depends on the who, where and how it is stated. I can bet my bottom dollar that if a close female friend of Mrs. Roosevelt told her that she is sexy-looking, She would smile and say Thank you followed by a laugh. Condescension? Not one iota. Pepe, I suggest that yoyu tie your BOWABO to the floor. It might tip over when you get overexcited,he he he!
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
omit coupled......accompanied
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
KB is not asking a question, he is making a statement. However, I will rephrase it to either, you are very intelligent or you are very sexy. The second statement, I will only express that if I have a certain level of comfort with the lady; and will say it in whisper coupled accompanied by appropriate expression of the eyes. He!he!he!he! You say that in a workplace, you end up with a sexual harassment charges. Instead, you say, you light my fire. Jejejeje
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Date: Wednesday, January 25, 2012
KB, would you ask that question?
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Date: Tuesday, January 24, 2012
This approach is not sneaky as it looks. Just pure .... condescension. Stupid idiot, Pepe? Come on!
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Date: Tuesday, January 24, 2012
"Oh, you look really intelligent today" or "Oh, you look really sexy today". I want a true answer,...... Okay KB, this is sneaky so it needs an elaborate answer. People would react according to what and how they are. If these statements were said to Marilyn Monroe who was pretty and smart actress, she would probably smile and say “thank you”. If you said it to Mrs. Eleanor Roosevelt she would looked at you like you are ill mannered. If you said these to a Science Professor, she would probably think of you as stupid idiot. The fact of the matter is that people don’t make this kind of comment towards people who are above their intellectual or social level. When a woman receives comments like these, it means that they are not well respected by the speaker; the first statement means that woman has low intelligence why she was praise for her intelligence while the second means that she is probably a bimbo. The response from the receiver would depend on her class, educational attainment and her self-esteem.
From: K B
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Date: Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Ok, now I have a question to the distaff posters here in this MB board. What would you really prefer to be asked by anyone, "Oh,you look really intelligent today" or "Oh, you look really sexy today". I want a true answer,he he he!
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Date: Tuesday, January 24, 2012
No ontan so pakaliknam no walay nanengneng mong paeng-paeng, antam mabilay kani tan wala ni so panpilalek ed nonot mo. Balet ta no walay nanengneng mon magangana et agla nabangon so panpilalek mo tan angapo so panpirawat ed isip mo ay agi, mas maong lay lukot mo lay ikamen mo ta dungdungawen mo lay abot ya laen mo.
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Date: Monday, January 23, 2012
Mon ami .... methinks you're too slow, too late. The spellbinding display of Binmaley's home grown beauties was over done on the night of the 21st. Looking at those young Helens on stage, could fully charge your aging/aching heart humming like an old, but well-tuned engine. _____ No wadman ka nayarin aliwa labat ya dilam so .... onkawel. Aray salisalim tan gamegamet mo .... manlolobiran. Say matam so .... ompoltak. Manlinget ka na .... polotipot. Say ilol mo ... mangaygay ... singa ason atiwel. hehehehe!
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Date: Sunday, January 22, 2012
Begorrah! Just to let you know fresh from the talking drums and smoke signals. This monastery is only recruiting old single unattractive women - spinsters - free from worldly temptations ... you're darned lucky you're off the hook. :):)
From: BnP
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Date: Sunday, January 22, 2012
I certainly will try my best to see you. I will have my usual constitutional walk in the morning at 6:00 am at the beach. But, first, I will have to attend my friend daughter's first communion Talisay, Cebu.
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Date: Sunday, January 22, 2012
Last time I met a convent material; she chastised me for my brazenness in asking her out. She said she knew me through her cousin who owns the security forces for the school. I asked her what made her inquire about me why not a personal knowledge of me than a second hand information. She said she has a calling, I asked whether that includes making a new person of me. ….No my friend, I am not going to tease anyone who have those kind of devotions….next time I see one of them, I will just ask them to pray for me and my kind. he!he!he!he!
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Date: Sunday, January 22, 2012
Tartariwan balita!!! _______ Waldorf, kapanlokalokas da'y balobalon monasterio na mamadre ed Malasiqui, barangay Nancapian. No bilang makasempet ka nayarin sika so sakey ya ... mamindicion ... ed sayan pandasalan na ara'y mamarikit ya ontotombok ed masanton dalan, ara'y bibiin iter da'y incabii da ed si Jesus - kono-kuan. _____ Balet, sa'y problema ta wala'y alar ton ... hollow block ... tan alambri ed tapew na pader, tan sara'y ventanas iniinan da na ... barandilyas, pian agka taktakiling o makaloob. ____ Balet, no salien mo'y onlokso ed pader asikasom ompan nagabyang so karsonsilyom. hehehehe!
From: Pinay
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Date: Sunday, January 22, 2012
My last two sentence is directed to BNP by the way.
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Date: Sunday, January 22, 2012
You guys are proving the common assumption that men think about sex most of the time. Even the pangasinan word that is being disected here is very sexual in my opinion. There is a saying that those who are not getting it usually ends up talking more about it that is why Pepe never talk what happens in his bedroom... LOL.. I look forward to meeting you again at our beautiful Binmaley beach when Bob and I go for our daily walk before breakfast. I hope you can join me when I meet the ladies participating in our microfinace project on the 7th as well so you deliver a short but inspiring speech in pangasinan.
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
Panon to ya natan . . . Tirakyang, apatirakyang, atirakyang, mantirakyang, nanpatirakyang, .... in present, past and future tenses.
From: K B
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
This is to emphasize the obvious. "Suggestive" in my last sentence means "similar to" or "like". Furthermore, if someone trips, there is loss of balance, otherwise there would not be a fall, he he he!
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
Ok, it is darn cold here and I am preparing a soup from left over ham bones; and ham hocks. I boiled them till the meat separated from the bone. I will put the caldero outside to freeze the fat to separate from the broth. I plan to put potato, elbow macaroni, celery and onions. I am tempted to put sinigang broth to make it sour; but I am not sure what will be the resulting taste. I think I will divide it one half the regular recipe and the other with sinigang broth so not to waste the whole thing. I will tell you tomorrow if it is successful.
From: BnP
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
reread your phrase suggestive within the context of the sentence...means it reflects..my bad.
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
We have the same interpretation of akakayang..legs spread, whether standing or lying down. However, your interpretation of impakesneg as continous motion…then it should be impatpakesneg (denote plurality of the motion). Impakesneg means one motion of dropping someone. Impelag is true to drop but, it is the intentional.. unintentional you say “naplag” which can also be construed as past tense. Nipatingurngur is losing balance because of tripping…not suggestive because suggestive means you still have control of your balance.
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
To further muddle the complexity of the pangasinan language, I disagree with some of your interpretations. AKAKAYANG to me means that the thighs or legs are spread apart either standing or lying down. TIRAKYIANG is specific with the same motion lying down on the back. Meanwhile, IMPAKESNEG to me is not dropping somebody but is a continuous motion of slamming something or somebody downwards.To drop we use IMPELAG. Of course, INTOPAK and IMBANTAK are throwing motions. NIPATINGURNGUR is suggestive of tripping in an ungainly fashion.
From: alacran
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
With legs spread wide open on her back is not . . . NIPATIRAKYANG . . . it should be: AKAKAYANG! ____ "Akakayang may biin taga Manaoag ya nipatirakyang". hehehehe!
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
IMPAKESNEG,IMPALANTOT, NIPATINGURGNUR and TIRAKYIANG escapes me. Impakesneg and impalantot have similar connotation – meaning dropped. The difference in impakesneg is that it may refer to a person in a fight- i.e, impakesneg dad ulo; meaning he was dropped on his head. Impalantot on the other hand means an article you have in your hand, instead of putting it down, you dropped it which may have been delivered with disrespect; as in, akin impalantot mo, walay pasnok mo? Nipatingurnguor can be also nipatikurkur which means you tripped over something. This is different from nipakarunyas which means slide. Yes, Yols is correct when he said tirakyian meaning lying on your back with face up heaven or roof. The root word is tirakyiang. If they say akatirakiyang tan akakayang – meaning she is receiving you with open arms. The opposite of that is akatikleb (lying on your stomach.). I will be offering my services to Pinay so I can be her interpreter. As I stated before…Fr. Bulatao, S.J. from Ateneo jest that Pangasinan is the language of the lost Kingdom of Atlantis. He!eh!he!
From: kuats
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
KB, tirakyiang = supine position, nipatingurngur = ate it! :)
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
they have a life, unlike us.:) it rained buckets last night, mull over this while i work on chores: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5XSxLuJ_Pg&feature=share
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
The pangasinan language is really rich and complex. I can mention a few terms where I can not get the proper shade and nuance in english. Words like IMPAKESNEG,IMPALANTOT, NIPATINGURGNUR and TIRAKYIANG escapes me. Well, maybe the last word's english translation would be lying on the back with the thighs spread out. I would need the linguists in this group to help me.
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Date: Saturday, January 21, 2012
I believe that this board is experiencing dry spell. Perhaps the other intelligent posters in the neighboring MBs shares bits and pieces of their intelligent minds. A little wink from Las Vegas, or a little visit from our illustrious teacher from Cambria on those boards will entice them to jump the fence.....Awa?
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
184...amay aguim kuanto aliwa kono may inbagam.
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
JeJe . . . is an snake oil salesman ( the cornfields are awaitin' for sprin' plantin') who works the banks of the Missouri, or wherever his wagon will take him.. He won't be in Kansas ... there's no money to be made since Wells-Fargo abandoned Overland Park. hehehehe!
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
Where is JJ (just jacking) hiding? His hiding place is in northeastern MO or Eastern Iowa, somewhere near Iowa City or in St. Louis. He missed to write his commentaries, I’d say naughty or crazy commentaries which is fun because he has ways with words. It is cold where he is so he could be snowed in someplace in the Midwest. Could he be a traveling rep because he is naughty and nuts or could he be in the Medical field because of his schedule? Or he could even be in the Graduate School because he is creative.
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
I developed a phobia for that white stuff, but when it melts, the free and steam-coming-out-his-nose horse of me, should be on full gallop to the east. There's nothing the other side of the Sierras. I'd seen 'em all the pelicans, the seals, the wild zebras, the seagulls crapping on my head. hehehe!
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Panglao . . . is for the pigs! ______ Yeahhhh! That guy, that eccentric Billy Hearst collected animals putting them in walled menagerie for his personal gratification, for him to see while drinking coffee in the veranda of his castle. ____ If, it happens in this day and age, those .... weirdos :):) ... living along the coast, would be up-in-arms, with fire shooting from their eyes shouting to the world - it's cruelty to animals. ______ I'll be damned, those myopic eyes are acting again. Headless horses' statues? No balls thrown in? Methinks, it's been awhile since the last time you're in Shangri-La. It's time to drop those garden tools, fold that chair just watching those smelly creatures of the Cambria, and put on your ... shoes, and enjoy the lively lights of my saguaros. _____ But remember, before you turn the key ... no dogs allowed, unless you're overweight and handicapped! hehehe!
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
What is panglaw...is that ilocano?
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Las Vegas you are right....when you drop by DC tell me, I will give you a tour of the Civil War areas...especially the last stand of John Brown in Harper's Ferry. Don't ask me about night life here, but for sure I will bring you to orchids shows, ikebana shows, art gallery shows where unattached beautiful intelligent ladies with youthful disposition. Their choice of dinner maybe expensive but the mind titillation would be priceless. That is the land of "No free meal on this side of heaven." he!he!he!he!
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
Pako! This thing is made from any hardwood or bamboo. Two ... pakos ... are needed, if pulling a - galosa or a lokoy, one on the neck of the beast and one attached to the implement. On a ... cariton ... one is connected permanently.
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
Is it "panglaw"?
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
I will be grateful only if you relay the name to me.
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Date: Friday, January 20, 2012
Does anyone here know the name of an instrument used by the farmers? It is a bow made of wood with ropes attached on both end; and bow is placed at the neck of a cow or carabao to pull the galosa or the lukoy. I have been thinking and bothered by it for two weeks now. If you know the name, I will be grateful to you.
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Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012
make that cornfield philosopher:)
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Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012
Our Thursday corn philosopher is absent today? I know it’s been a few days, but let me pick up where I left off.:) Let me enlighten our poster from yucka land,… that theater I was talking about happens to be a five storey building that has the same footprint as the old barn that this dude built in the early 1900s. His idea of a ranch consisted of wild exotic animals from all over the world. During his heyday, “several species of African and Asian antelope, zebras, both Bactrian (two-humped) and dromedary (one-humped) camels, sambar deer from India, red deer from Europe, axis deer from Asia, llamas, kangaroos, ostriches, emus, Barbary sheep, Alaskan big horned sheep, musk oxen, and yaks, and as many as four giraffes were kept in a small pen located next to the road.” (wiki) To this day, most of these animals still graze the hillside in my neck of the woods. And the theater, it’s the only one of its class in the tri-county along California’s central coast. Let’s just say it’s fit for princes and princesses. ____ Btw, I have seen those steel saguaros, they glow in the dark! And those bronze four legged beasts that prance around in circles, yeah, they’re headless and I believe they have no balls too.
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Date: Thursday, January 19, 2012
Isn't love and respect to oneself can be construed as . . . narcissism?
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Date: Wednesday, January 18, 2012
There is a saying that until we learn to love and respect ourselves, we can not expect others to love and respect us as much as we deserve. I think inner beauty and good self-esteem for both sexes will help us go further in life than physical beauty as it is more enduring. Hence, the most insecure people are those who are endowed with perfect physical attributes especially if they rely on their looks to get what they want in life. According to some survey done recently, self confidence or assuredness as opposed to being shallow or hollow bravado mind you, was rated higher than physical attributes for both men and women so I guess beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. Although I have to agree that even in this day and age, most of us tend to judge a book by its cover so men and women endowed with better physical attributes usually have an advantage over most of us mere mortals so thank heavens their advantage will not last unless they realize it sooner rather than later to maximize their utmost potential as a person like most of us try to do to find contentment...
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Date: Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Let us talk about beauty. Many will describe beauty in terms of indicators of physical features, like the symmetry of a shapely body, the fine skin, the pleasant looks and shapely legs. What we call shapely body is that the midsection waistline is smaller than the upper and lower sections of the body. This is a picture of a woman who is ready to do her job of perpetuating the genes of the human race if called for. The rounded buttocks, her filled hips and her rounded mound below her chin are indicators of a fit woman ready to bear and care for her descendants. When a man sees this beautiful sight, his natural instinct is to present himself as the good partner to help her realize her dream of having descendants. I said her dreams because what drives a man is his instinct to spread his genes, but for a woman who would carry the CD for nine months, there should be more reasons than her instinct alone. Whenever a man admires a woman or a woman admires a man, what is manifested is the instinct that is rooted to our desire to perpetuate ourselves. Here is the reason why the word beautiful continues to exist. If everyone is equally beautiful, then beauty would have no value because this attribute for sexual selection would have no bearing. But overall, the concept of beauty would depend on the perception of an individual, which could be influenced by his environment and upbringing. The inherent character of liking ourselves is the big factor in selecting our mate, which is also the factor that that influence our perception of beautiful. ( just my thoughts)
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Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012
I wonder if the Vice Mayor of Dagupan City is aware of the show Wowowe or its successor show which is very popular in the Philippines and around the world where there are Filipino expatriates. Because the show has wide acceptance by the Filipino public, I can then conclude that most Filipinos are accepting of what she considered lewd show. BTW, is WOWOWE an adult rated show? What makes a scene lewd? When women put on their bikini on the beach or model a skimpy suit on a stage in a mall, is it lewd? Or if girls in skimpy suits dancing on a stage during fiesta, is that not a combo of modeling and dancing or telling a story like a Hawaiian dance? Why do girls wear a two piece bikini instead of the bloomer swimming suits worn in the 1920s? It is nature’s way to show what a woman has, because if she has nothing to show off, then she would not wear a bikini... It is impossible that all women are beautiful because if they were, then beauty would not have any value.
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Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Vice Mayor of Dagupan denounced the performance of seven scantily dressed young ladies and branded it a lewd show which she termed inappropriate for show that included family members in the audience (see Sunday Punch 1/16/2012). Accordingly, Mayor Lim did not make any comment against or otherwise he is still vacillating on an informed decision of whether to brand them obscene or exercise of artistic freedom. Having not seen the show, I can only hope that their determination is based on a true measure of art as distinguished from a desire to be so righteous and declare it obscene pornography. The criteria to be applied, is that it is obscene when the performers sway in motion and the audience responded in harmony with prurient interest coming from their eyes. There is nothing better to arouse the interest of a young man’s mind to the different geometrical shapes of arcs, circles, the force travelling from one undulating hips to the others and simultaneously exposing that young mind to the symmetrical formation of the human body – gearing towards an interest on medical sciences as a result. Speaking from experience, my interest in geometry, physics and anatomical sciences sprout from my possession of the playboy sketches of girls by Vargas.
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Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012
When an fb friend warned me of the incident – I know that I have little cause for concern as most people I know are intelligent and could not be sucked to this kind of scam. Most importantly, there is not a self respecting person who will employ this kind of trick. Equally disturbing are solicitors, especially our kababayan who will drop the names of your acquaintances indicating that he/she recommended you for the business venture or for the sale of telephone cards, etc. I never react to those except at one time when I told the woman that I am not interested and hang the phone. She called back chastised me for hanging the phone in the middle of her sentence and said, “para naman kayong walang pinagaralan – nagsasalita pa ako ibinababa ninyo and telephone.” I lost my cool and expressed myself in the language I learned during my basic training in the Army. Yes, I forgot I was supposed to be the bigger person. I guess, I will not go to heaven for that. And thanks Las Vegas for your vote of confidence that I will not be begging like that…..if I beg it is not monetary it may be the kind that will jeopardize my going to spiritual heaven but heaven for sure I will be even just momentarily. I will not call that begging but employ the power of persuasion. He!he!he!
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Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012
If somebody suggests anybody can earn 30K or 100K a month for a job setting on your ass at home, then you better believe it, you're being taken for a ride. _____ I thought what happened to Boleg was laid to rest a few years back. _____ The m.o., is the same thing, wherein these Nigerian scumbags, operating in the filthy dim-lighted internet cafes of Lagos or Abuja, Nigeria - sent get-rich-quick-schemes to people all over the internet, that a ton of money rotting in some banks in England or Nigeria could only be access, to be shared with, for a sum of money coming from some fools bank accounts. It worked a few times until Chris Carlson of NBC went undercover to expose it. ______ Now, they are into it again, with emails purporting to be a guy you know, in some faraway place needing some immediate assistance. ____ But, how stupid it could get to lure somebody into an deep slumber, when the email sent, is not worth the inbox written on.
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Date: Tuesday, January 17, 2012
So that is the email. I am just wondering whether this has been effective. I remember browsing in Malasiqui MB the site posted by a new poster. Then came this emails. If anyone experienced the same after browsing the email, then we can closely ascertain where it is coming from. But, the best thing that happen is that non of us are gullible to believe such scam. How about the earning 30K pesos a day for telephone as posted in St. B MB?
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Date: Monday, January 16, 2012
So the story goes that mischievous and sinner who had experienced all things mundane was allowed to sit at the right hand of the big voice. After a while he asked the big voice why was he judged to sit beside the big voice while the prayerful and the philosopher carpenter are assigned in purgatory and hell. The big voice answered that he likes the good to experience the bad before they are assigned to the final destination in a good place in heaven. As for you, a sinner, I like you to experience the good place before you get assigned to your final destination, the burning hell, hehehehe.
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boleg e=mail got hack From: Boleg Palaripar <bolegpalaripar@yahoo.com> [Chat now] To: bolegpalaripar@yahoo.com Hello How are you? i traveled to the imperial college gallery section,Andres Borrego AV Malaga Spain) and unfortunately for me the hotel i lodged got razed by fire.all my valuables including cash,cell phones and my traveling documents were destroyed during the inferno but luckily for me i still have my passport with me.i have contacted the police but they are not responding to the matter effectively they only asked me to write a statement about the incident and referred me to the embassy which is over there in Madrid Please i really need your assistance for me to go to the embassy and also to the airline office so i can start processing a new flight ticket.i am also having problems settling outstanding hotel bills and the hotel management are not helping matters at all please let me know if you can help me out, Thanks Waiting for your mail
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I saw that email coming from Boleg asking for assistance. At once, I knew it was a scam. It's highly unlikely Boleg comes out begging for a bottle of Balvenie or a box of Cohiba. _____ Naandian iray papari ed SanCarlos antis ya si Boleg. ______ Boleg, for all intents and purposes is ... money ... on a hoof! hehehe! _____ And the letter as written, is an affront to Boleg's command of the English language.
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Three close friends meet their untimely death in a car accident and all went to the gate of heaven. The first one was a truly prayerful person, and when he was asked what he had done while on earth – he responded I prayed all the time. A big voice behind St. Peter said, you must be in purgatory, you keep me awake all the times. You keep calling my name. The second was JJ, cornfield philosopher and avid carpenter. When asked, he said, that he is a cornfield philosopher and avid carpenter. He does nothing but carpentry and philosophy. Bad combination, said the voice behind St. Peter. You talk like the Pharisees and also, one of the people who made my cross that I carried to Golgotta. You should be in hell. The third one, smilingly approached and said, I am not a carpenter or a philosopher. I am not also prayerful. When I was on earth, I shared my self loved every beautiful female, tried to make them happy, consistent with your command to love one another and to multiply. With laughter, the big voice said; Alas! Here is a person that need not be told what to do. He did what I asked and never bothered me. Come here my son, and sit at my right hand. ……. So that is how he became Good and Holy per Cresal.
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Date: Monday, January 16, 2012
Yes, I happened to read the message in my email so I curtly answered that it is a scam. I then added that in no way are you in Spain because you are on an island, that every part of your body is being softly caressed by a harem of sweet smiling Daisies of different persuasions, but then I added that your soul belongs only to your wife, so that when the time comes, you’ll meet St. Peter at the gate of heaven (per JJ), hehehehe.
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I was just pre-warned that my email had been infiltrated, and accordingly I am in Spain in need of dire financial help. I am still in Maryland - have not left and have not asked anyone for help. And the second infiltration is that I am now married to an Erlinda. I have no intention of leaving my wife and she assured me that she is also not kicking me out. So if anyone of you are in my email thread, and you receive any of these sort...please disregard. And if you happen to know Erlinda and she looks like Ms. Wisconsin - please inform me immediately, so I can tell her personally that I am a very devoted husband and no amount of persuasion from her will yield any result.
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And by the way the response was ... anger is the result of an inferior being....being...meaning genderless; it could be a woman or a man for that matter. Stay focus on the bouncing ball...he!he!he!he!
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Anger is negative if you allow it to overcome reason. As in the exchange, the female last response was name calling “male chauvinist pig.” And instead of the male responding “bitch” he responded differently and calmly. 70… commented with “Nice story, 108...but you should add that those who watch the game see clearly that those who play the game.” I do not know 70’s gender, but the response appropriately goes into the question of inferiority/superiority of the mind. Not a hint of anger or frustration. Anger and frustration is equally shared in both gender because they are both human species. However, as Pinay’s explained, it takes a bigger person to be beyond anger. I have posited before that I look at my own contribution to any of my disagreement whether at home or at work. I tried to listen well to what is said, listening and understanding from the speaker’s point of view rather than mine. In so doing, I can be in the position of knowing cause and intent and benefit solving the conflict or boost one’s position.
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Date: Sunday, January 15, 2012
My late father, although the youngest child among his 6 siblings, became the head of his extended family including his in-laws by natural progression so that most newly weds in our family came to our house for his blessings and advice. He always tell them that words said in anger can never be taken back so it is better if one walked away to give each party time to cool off but never go to bed angry or they can make up in bed. It takes a bigger person to understand the other person's position but definitely, a sense of being taken for granted or being humiliated can certainly raise ire from anyone. I am blessed that my husband is slow to anger and let me vent which is very rare and there is nothing we can not talk about and sometimes agree to disagree, he is a staunch republican and am a democrat. I also learned from a number of management seminars that I attended before that a person who can not control his or her anger (as opposed to passion) is considered not an ideal management candidate as success in managing people requires excellent interpersonal skills, how one can get the best performance from his or her subordinates, so that it is equally paramount as communication skills whereas in most industry sector, technical skills can be honed in the workplace for anyone with the right attitude and enthusiasm to learn. As well, success is very much dependent on how we conduct ourselves with our clients, superiors and co-workers, do we walk the talk in all our dealings, can we be trusted? And because even in this day and age, most of us have a tendency to judge a book by its cover and that first impression still count in job interviews or when meeting with prospective clients, we should always try to carry ourselves in the best of light, with dignity and confidence as opposed to arrogance. The saying that less is better or understated elegance is more attractive and when in doubt, use your eyes and your ears not your mouth for we can learn much more by listening, these are nuggets of wisdom I learned from my late father which helped me realized more than I ever dreamed possible considering where I came from. This is the reason why I hope my microfinance project back home will help give some hope and inspire one young boy or girl to work hard and reach for the stars to help improve their family's dire existence like I did eons ago. My Sunday's ramblings as Pepe always say. Fareed Zakaria had a good program in his GPS this morning so if you missed his show, google GPS (Global Public Square) it is worth listening to his talented guests.
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Date: Sunday, January 15, 2012
Wrong again, Cambria! The saguaro in my backyard, is made of steel. _____ And, if ever you pass this way on I-15N, you will see the bighorns and the horses on the off-ramps, are immobile varnished bronze. Probably will not attract your fancy. ____ The cinemas(stadium setting) here charges that much for convenience, not your movie-house-in-a-barn where wild turkeys, seals, pelicans mingles with the crowds free of charge.
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Date: Sunday, January 15, 2012
speaking of getting waaay over your head, Churchill, Hitler, and Chamberlain, in two sentences, wow! i do have an appointment to visit the house of even a higher being this morning, so let's see if you can make someone else smile today. :)
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"He is a fool not to be angry, but a wise man who will not". Let me answer this in historical perspective. ____ When Chamberlain gave Hitler all he wanted, was that a move made by a wiseman? ____ And Churchill mad-as-hell on what he'd seen as Hitler's design for Europe, was he a fool? ____ Next time, be very careful on what you write here, because people who read this board will think ... YOU ... are over your heads.
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You do put a smile on my face Las Vegas, I give you that. Is it really $11 to watch a movie now? Wow, and here I am complaining of the eight bucks my local barn-turned-movie house is charging nowadays. Now, did you actually go in to watch the movie, or is that a sophomoric critique you read online, hehehe. Tell you what, I actually went in to watch it for the CG and Animatronics they used. The storyline oozing with sap and yeah, my weakness when it comes to dogs and horses were icing on the cake. I also had to sit through all the credits to see if I'd recognize a certain name. Puppetry has come a long way, now tell me Las Vegas, who is the puppet and who is the puppeteer? I forgot to mention earlier, yucca family,... it's spineless too.
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The outfit who produced and directed War Horse, had an idiotic and myopic view of how it's done. ____ Charging an encampment protected by array of machineguns, with swords drawn, is like swimming ... Angalacan ... not knowing how to swim. ____ Before they started shooting, they could've had checked what happened at Balaclava Heights, where a brigade of glory-possessed British Cavalry, were mowed down by cannon fire. ____ Or, a gullible Polish Cavalry charging forward with lances against a phalanx of Panzer tanks. ____ That's why this ... flick ... flopped. ____ How would you feel dropping $11 dollars, and wasting your time getting nothing in return? Is that stupidity at its best? hehehe!
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Perhaps a better quote would be “He is a fool who cannot be angry; but he is a wise man who will not.” “anger is always the result of an inferior being” sounds so juvenile and can only be thought of or made by those who think they are more superior than others. Anger is a natural human emotion and because of either growing older or growing up we learn to control it. We manage our anger differently as we get older, some with finesse and some, well… what’s that word you guys came up with a couple of years ago, palengkera? (Is that gender specific, I wonder?) If anger is so negative and written off as a result of inferior beings, then wouldn’t it be to everyone’s advantage to understand why or what caused that result to begin with? Anger is caused by something, more likely it’s humiliation. And isn’t it true that those whose intent is to humiliate are the bullies, the true inferior beings?
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Nice story, 108...but you should add that those who watch the game see clearly that those who play the game.hehehe
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In the 18th century, an experiment was conducted by well known scientists and physicians to determine the better or perfect physique, the man or that of the woman. Because of the dominance of male in that field, naturally only men conducted the experiment. Scientist poured and considered the structure of the human body, the development based on the gender, the physical illnesses and the strength including the emotional. It was determined that female physique is more developed and superior to that of the male body. When the female bra burner came to picture in 1960, one female student announces the superiority of the female as oppose to the male and used for reason that specific scientific study. In fact, this was actually espoused by Mimi Rogers in one of her famous statement that Female physique are prettier to look at than male – thus the gift was given to female on the looks and the superiority as determined by the study. One smart aleck male student asked if it is true that only male scientist conducted the study. The female student confirmed and sarcastically commented – Yes! Male scientist made the determination. To which the male student retorted, “Who is superior, the person doing the experiment or the subject of the experiment?” The woman said, “Male chauvinist pig.” The male student said in relief…..Ahhh…it proved my point, anger is always the result of an inferior being.
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Date: Sunday, January 15, 2012
If women take off their cultural cloth, that we will be the height of transparency and the word secrecy will be taken out of the dictionary. I always believe that it is in our nakedness that we reveal ourselves minus all our defense mechanisms. It is in the nakedness of two engaging partners that they are moved by the purity of their intentions or that two distinct emotions would be in unison.
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Date: Saturday, January 14, 2012
If a woman would take off the cultural cloth that they wrapped themselves which was handed down by years of learning, then Miss Twiggy would be the last choice of men who were left of no choice. When talking about societies’ primitive choice of women for men’s mates, fat hips and fat buttocks and big breasts were the craze, which were necessary for survival of the mother and the child during hard times. Society looked for these criteria because they signified fertility. Symmetry of these features would indicate good health, which is also where the concept of beauty first appeared. But as usual, environmental factors affect the mindset of society so the concept of beauty is universal only to people who are exposed to the same environment. ( my thoughts only)
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I do not think women are considered objects or chattel; however, they have been the object of attentions. Women knew they have the door to man’s happiness; and although men have the key – it is useless unless allowed to open the door.
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Pinay, I saw the trailer of Iron Lady while waiting for War Horse to begin, and though I love Ms. Streep, I think it's an opportunity missed that they couldn't have found a Brit to portray her character.
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the operative word in your sentence is "can", the operative word I used "are", singular "is", the causality in my sentence is "parched". the finality in yours is "yucca family". btw, the subterfuge of a yucca family, its mostly water inside.
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I'll have to enlighten 75.128. on her infantile grasp of things/objects - botanical. Teeny weeny johua tree? I have no problem with my eyesight, but this member of the yucca family can grow to 49ft tall. If that's teeny weeny, then those myopic eyes, are playfully pulling a quickie mightily. hehehehe!
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As hard to say, that women are objects of scorn or adulation goes back when "God" found out Adam needs something (I repeat - something: an object) to give him company, to avoid freezing his ass off. _____ So, out of that concern, he pulled an insignificant piece of rib from Adam's ribcage, and ... voila ... Eve was made whole. An inconsequential object in the mystical world of religious mumb-jumbo.
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I fully concur with Yols, all women detest being treated like objects but we have a long way to go yet even in this day and age. Just received an email from a dear friend about a speech delivered by a 78 year old woman who finished her post secondary education and died peacefully one week after graduation about aging: "We do not stop playing because we are old, we grow old because we stop playing. Key secrets to staying young are: be happy while achieving success; laugh and find humor each day, keep dreaming and never lose hope for the day you lose your hopes and dreams, you die. We have so many people walking around who are dead and don't even know it. There is a huge difference between growing older and growing up, anybody can grow older and it does not take any talent or ability. The idea is to grow up by always finding opportunities in changes or challenges that comes our way so we will never have any regrets for the greatest fear anyone can have is dying with regrets for things we did not do." A food for our thoughts anyway, we saw the movie "Iron Lady" last night and can't help but wish to have leaders like Maggie again who base their actions for what they think is good for the country rather than what is popular in the polls to keep their job. What do you guys think of the unlimited funds that PAC can spend on any candidate they choose to support in your country, I can only hope that most voters will not base their decision on soundbites from ads. Otherwise, it is very much like what is happening in the Phil and other third world country, is it not TPU?
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the two of you must be naturally gifted. those teeny joshua trees are parched twelve months a year, that's a fact, and the eastern board is experiencing a chill factor of negative integers or a dry spell as well?
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What women hates most is reality, when they will ... botoxify ... to hide, to cover the encroaching imbalance of womanhood. _____ The more a woman marches to the abyss of aging, she accumulates, hoards more fat, and her craving of wordly desires diminishes, like the sun setting-in behind the hills of Cambria. This imbalance lies where she indulges in food more than what will her body will absorb. ____ Exercise ... is for the dogs! :)
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My car is 1998 SL...but I won't mind having a 1978. 1978 vintage has that classic look that age tends to put it ahead of its class. And you are right...absence of fat in the steak will make it taste like a cardboard....he!he!he! No metaphor or comparison insinuated...but then I do not have control to anyone's imagination.
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last post is from kuats to pepe:)
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got the math.:) the night is young then, very young.
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you do know that if there's one thing women hate, that's to be likened to a piece of meat, right? lean, marbled, or otherwise. ___ go wipe that crap off your feet.
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A woman, is like a piece of steak. The leaner it comes, the undesirable to the taste it becomes - meaning the best steak in the market, that money can buy, is the ... well-marbled ... beef, where fat is intermixtured with lean meat. ____ But, not the ... liempo ... where the meat is floating in fat. ____ Also, a woman is like riding a donkey. Who would like to mount a skinny Mexican burro? It could be a burr in your butt! _____ And the flat plains of Kansas, is not-suited to a vintage two-door 1978 450SL, when you push the pedal to the metal. The monotony of the terrain will not bring out the monster-driver in you. :):)
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There is a reason I did not take your challenge Pinay. By nature I am not a gambler, and having not seen you in two years, only your picture at fb reflecting you as well toned, my observation is limited it would be foolish for me to take the challenge. But since we are on that topic, maybe some men here can explain why it is more pleasant to look at a woman with a little flesh in her body than the one that is so slim and petite. Take for example the model before, Twiggy – I had an opportunity to date one like her attractive when dressed. Uncovered it was like traveling the flat side of Kansas….boring and no undulating hills where acceleration of a fast moving vehicle can be put to a test. In the same token, pregnancy brings about the best in a woman – they reflect ultimate femininity and that is the period that they gain weight.
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You look great Pepe based on the picture you sent me and hope I can look as good as your wife when I reach her age, so keep up whatever you two are doing and wish you all the best for 2012. Health is indeed the greatest wealth we can have and I have to admit, am glad BNP did not take my bet about losing weight for I am simply too busy to keep up with my husband's daily trip to the gym, he will make me look fat beside him if he keeps up but he feels great apparently.
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JJ, I wish I were one of the two gentlemen because if I were one of them, , then I would have been available to replenish the withering seed of the Filipino people. Ms 75.128, re the Christmas picture, I hope that when I reach age 75, my mind would still be alert to ambition reaching my 128th BD. Hehehe
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Date: Friday, January 13, 2012
the cacophony is deafening. btw, i'm looking at a Christmas picture, not the one BnP referred to, and i take back what i said... make that isang dosenang paligo. Friday the 13th, the two cockatoos should take a bath, it might just work.:)
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Date: Friday, January 13, 2012
240, Are you very sure that you are not a cockerel? You sound like you are, hahaha.
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hehehehe! Lame excuse, JJ. It doesn't have legs to stand on. ____ Don't get caught with your ... balls ... hangin' in the wind! :):)
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Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012
You were right 240 that I should have used balls instead of eggs, my mind was thinking in Tagalog where balls are referred to as “bitlog”, Sorry for confusing you, but anyway, you did a good job for being persnickety, hahaha.
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108, I took a peek at the picture. Is pepe the second at the right with yellow shirt or is he the guy with eyeglasses at the far right? The person at the far right is familiar to me but I don’t know his name. I think he used to live in Tarece.
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Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012
I stand corrected by the person that plays with it all the times.
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Whoaaa! If he's that old, he could had been born when Palaris/Palaripar, was running wild in Binalatongan. That's why, he's got garbage coming out his brain. _____ Naaaah, his mouth! hehehehe!
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Make that "pudendal" instead of prudential, he he he!
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Pepe you look great in the picture….with the late Mayor Resuello. That is you in the picture, far right with your wife. Nice picture Pepe, really charming.
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JJ may have known balls holding and playing with them...she happened to be endowed with labia majora and prudential cleft instead of the balls.
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Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012
Addendum for clarity ..... In American parlance - (male)eggs - are called ... balls. ___ Eggs, are referred to women during ovulation. Comprende, JJ? :):)
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Well, it could be a good satirical bull, if how it's exploited is true to form and substance. ___ Firstly, it should be done with finesse. If, you're talking about ... cojones ... it wouldn't be ... cajones ... which means the other way around. So, you boxed yourself in between rock and a hard place, which makes your credibility suspect. ____ Cockerels - are young immature male chickens, and fighting cocks don't run around looking for unwanted pullets, they look after mature looking hens. ____ What you put down is highly questionable - full of paradoxes. Next time, when you expose your writing talents make it .... believable! _____ This thing won't even buy you a crappy drop of San Miguel. ____ By the way, this neck of the Mojave, a Kentucky-raised-thoroughbreed is preferred over the wild mustang. ______ Get your facts right, muchacho! hehehehe!
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It is also snowing here as the thursday scribe has spoken but to respond I must. I disagree with JJ, cock B ain't gonna make it to heaven. As I understand, heaven is only for the select few. Remember the saying or something to the effect that many are called, but a few are chosen. By himself, cock B can make it, but on his trip, there would be a lot of hangers-on like the inumirable girl friends, past, present and future who would like to join him. The baggage would be too heavy, he he he!
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Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012
It is snowing outside and wind chill is zero, since I'm trapped inside, I am in the mood to juice up this board..... --- The Tale of Two Cockerels--- Whenever time permits, I read whatever is written by any poster, and from there I developed some impressions about the character of the writer. Two conspicuous characters, Cock A and Cock B, I’ll write about them to create a story. Both of them are hungry for attention, and each has its own way to achieve recognition. **** Cock A, a tall and athletic in built, is always conscious that his physique be kept, so he exercises around his pen, to keep himself organic and lean, only feeding himself with what he could find, that is within the yard’s confine. The sun causes his tan complexion; he enjoys the outdoors that’s what changed his color. But once upon a time, when he was quite young, his eggs that were dangling between his legs, were slightly hanging just below his groin. He enjoyed riding his mustang, even under the hot desert sun. Then one day his cajones became enlarged to the size of pomelo, so riding was a hurdle, when he could not seat on the saddle. He used to be the toast of the women around, at a desert booming town where his wide refutation, was that of a man of action.. Then suddenly his eggs became intact, in a bag that was very compact, and because they could not swing, his eggs were just left hanging. With that loneliness had ensued because his eggs were undisturbed, so his inactivity corroded his manly virility. Now that his eggs had shrunk, and are neatly nestled between his legs, they are neatly preserved as the Chinese century eggs. Lately I noticed that his perfect singing, that sound like bells ringing, became fragmented, caused by his cajones that are disjointed....**** Cockerel B always giggles in the center company of girls, and while he is with them, he waltzes with both his open wings. His crowing attracts a lot of pullets, to them he shows his well-stocked wallet. Years have made him seasoned and cocky, and for many decades he was very lucky, so his escapades with the beautiful pullets, they are sentimentally for keeps. During the time his eggs were near his groin, they are well preserved in a bag that 's hanging, but after they grew and multiply into a dozen, you find them in many places his forehead or his chin. His love of eating very rich food, contributed to his body's bulging folds, so if left naked for people to look at, what they see is a big ball of fat. To control his weight, he has a habit, to smoke cigar to calm his heart, and to end his day in the balcony is a shot of his favorite Balvenie. Now time has passed of his being naughty, we see him walking wobbly, the reason is that his cajones are swollen, after years of always on the run.. Nowadays, his consolation is create a situation, to mention his Mercedes brand skates, so he could show off his skill, to roll to his house on the side of the hill.***** So now smiling readers, please think this over. --- When the days are over, who is the Cockerel who would meet St.Peter at the gate of heaven? ..... My answer is Cock B.... If you would give responses, I would be obligated to explain why I selected Cock B,
From: Pinay
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Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012
It is indeed very difficult to let go of our children no matter how old they are. My daughter is travelling in Europe but we chat on FB everyday and I can't help but worry about her so I even got an Ipad so that when we are in China and the Phil in 10 days time, I can continue keeping track of her whereabouts. My son always appreciates all the attention we give him everytime he comes home for a visit with my husband making his bar has his favorite drinks. He lamented to us that he can cook better than his girlfriend that he was wrong to assume that all women have natural culinary and homemaking skills. Having come from poor family, I was always driven to be the best that I can be as well, was blessed to have met so many wonderful mentors starting with my parents, teachers and employers who believed in me and helped me optimized my utmost potential. When you love what you do, success is almost assured and if you can couple this with efficient management of your time and financial resources ie, always spending less than you earned, then you can gain your financial independence sooner rather than later which is one of the most liberating feeling to have especially for a woman. I was always a fiscal conservative, believe in free enterprise but a social liberal for I prefer to live in a country where everyone is given an opportunity to be the best that they can be and provide some safety net for the most vulnerable members of our society, ie the children who did not asked to be born and our elderly who were not fortunate to save for their retirement.
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The evolution of our beliefs.... I was a driven worker during my younger years and I was always goal oriented, always on the go to achieve my purpose. At that time, I also expected that others should also try their best. During those times, I also voted for candidates who I thought share my conservative views. But as I grew older, my views slowly shifted to the center, where I became fiscally conservative but socially liberal. I think people transform their views because their body also changed. When people are young, they felt invincible and do not need help because they could do things themselves. As they grow older, they become conscious of their limitations, so they could easily relate to people with limitations. But there are always people without limitations who live the life of people with limitation in order to enjoy life that is very limited in a way.
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Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012
Parents are always mothers or dads all their life. When I was in my forties, I was already very independent and had already attained what I was in my professional career. But whenever I came to visit my parents, I still would be the little boy that she used to coddle with the food that I enjoyed. I always felt special and I could see their joy during my presence. Pass forward, I exactly feel the same way whenever my child comes for a visit. My wife and I would entertain him, coddle him with his favorite food (that’s how simple my life is) or enjoy each other going out to his favorite restaurants. This familial bond is deeply rooted to our human history, that we belong to ourselves and then to our tribe. We unconsciously like our genes to perpetuate so we provide the best environment for it to survive. But nowadays because of the globalization, a tribe no longer requires the same genes to be present in the group.
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Date: Thursday, January 12, 2012
I believe there was some adjustment made.
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Date: Tuesday, January 10, 2012
obviously not:)
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Walay angibagan saradoy board. Salien ko sirin...
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Remote Name: 168.240.9.4
Date: Tuesday, January 10, 2012
Hello AGG, How is everyone doing?
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Date: Monday, January 09, 2012
There is nothing erotic in the prior posting….don’t jump the gun….you guys are reading too much into my posting. Look at these for your finger exercises…he!he!he!he! http://youtu.be/6KfzFzY5Tw8 ... http://youtu.be/7P9EiooL3Ck
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Date: Monday, January 09, 2012
What you experienced is the combination of placebo effect, coupled by the art of soothing massage. The gently massaging of the fingertips arouses the nerves. Arousal of feelings naturally provides an ecstatic feeling substituting the pain. The brain release endomorphins. The power of the fingers should never be underestimated – its ability to throb gently, its limberness applied by a person naturally gifted with their hands does wonder.
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Date: Monday, January 09, 2012
What you experience is combination of the placebo effect of making you believe that the soothing massage relieve the pain and the belief that the gently massaging the fingertips relieve the pain. The nerve that is located in your fingertips although remotely located from the center of your nerves, the brain, it is believed to generate release of endomorphins. Thus, the power of fingers should never be underestimated – its ability to throb gently and its limberness give provide ecstatic relief, especially when done by a person who are naturally gifted with their hands.
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Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
When I was in school I was told I needed to take a no lab science class to graduate so I opted to take a nutrition class, easy A I thought.:) In one of our meetings I had this migraine episode and had to step out of class, the prof. saw me and followed me out as I was literally getting sick in the hallway. She figured out what was happening and held my hand, started rubbing it while talking to me at the same time. I wanted to tell her to just go away, but my migraine started to go away. I’m not a fan of hocus-focus medicine, but this woman managed to get rid of a major headache by just massaging my hand! I told her she should write a book about whatever that trick she did. Ten years later, she became a guru on hand reflexology.
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Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
Your periodic red eyes and severe headaches are classic migraine. Also, the facial nerve passes thru the parotid gland. The nerve was damaged during your surgery although it was not completely transected otherwise your facial paralysis would have been permanent. The good news is that in my experience, people with migraines tend to be smart and driven. Incidentally, myopia is common among orientals.
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Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
75.128. .... what you'd seen braying on the moon, are not the fat-lipped-wide-mouthed-dogs you're accustomed with, but - fowl(s) - like the turkey(s) footsie-footing in your backyard. Your myopic eyes cheated on you! hehehehe!
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Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
yep, it was full moon last night: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He82NBjJqf8
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Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
Yes 75.78, I do rinses my "foul" mouth, with inlambong ya olnos na bayaoas from Pao, and I think - fowl - is for chickens like JJ and Pepe. hehehehe!
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108.28 said “That is the reason why some of the exciting and breathtaking activities are done with your eyes close.” This statement is a true to life leading to the presence or absence of darkness, from “love is blind by Shakespeare” to riding the Roller coaster with closed eyes as it dives, and to a quote I heard from ordinary “garita estambys” referring to sex as climbing to the 7th heaven leaving the body, which means that they don’t care about anything else. In other words, when in the thick of doing emotionally charged sexual acts, it is only the instinct that is in charge while the mind is at rest, which means that the eyes don’t register what it sees. … Is it not true that enlightened couple have fewer offspring that less enlightened folk? The answer is because of the presence or the absence of darkness, either in the bedroom or in the mind, hehehehe. This is a stretch interpretation this early Sunday so for 108 for bringing this erotic topic, when you go to church, make sure you dip your forehead into the holy water, and for 72.193, make sure you gargle with Listerine Plus to flush your fowl mouth, hehehehe
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Ay, kakaaros, palbangon la amo. Singala patorioway sirit ed baton dampay!
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Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
What do women meant when they say some dude is a good kisser? A good kiss is what? Is it the kind that will make a woman climb a coconut with hands tied behind her back? The kind that will make her jump into fire of Hell, with a glass of water? The kind that will make the ... Krakatoa ... in her erupts with pyrotechnics? The kind that will make music irrelevant? Tell me, BnP,KB, JJ, Pepe,TPU - did you ever feel a woman melted in your hands like ... butter? hehehehe!
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Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
http://youtu.be/zeEFHJFUbEg Listen to this music and understand every word. To really love a woman To understand her - you gotta know her deep inside Hear every thought - see every dream N' give her wings - if she wants to fly Then when you find yourself lyin' helpless in her arms You know you really love a woman _______ When you love a woman then tell her that she's really wanted When you love a woman then tell her that she's the one 'cause she needs somebody to tell her that it's gonna last forever So tell me have you ever really - really really ever loved a woman? __________ To really love a woman Let her hold you - till you know how she needs to be touched You've gotta breathe her - really taste her Till you can feel her in your blood N' when you can see your unborn children in her eyes You know you really love a woman ____________ You got to give her some faith - hold her tight A little tenderness - you gotta treat her right She will be there for you, takin' good care of you
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To: JJ
Remote Name: 78.34.0.207
Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
JJ, I have not changed a bit,only the family name.
From: Beth
Town_City: Cologne
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To: Pinay
Remote Name: 78.34.0.207
Date: Sunday, January 08, 2012
Pinay ,I can´t make it in the month of January but as early as February.Sorry for missing the oppurtunity to meet .I am still very interested with the ASKI project.As of now I am a little bit busy with Balikbayan boxes and some help for Cagayan de Oro Donations.Congratulations for the initial success of the ASKI project!!
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
Why men and women smooches with ... eyes closed? Is it enjoyable this way? Is it done with a vacuum kiss? A french kiss? If you haven't had the feel of this, then you'll have to grow up. hehehehe!
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
eyes closed.
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
Why is there so much fuss about your ability to see with your eyes? It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential is invisible to the eye. (Antoine de St. Exupery). That is the reason why some of the exciting and breathtaking activities are done with your eyes close. Ladies can attest to this.
From: TPU
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
As we all knew and inspired by JJ's characterization for most of us, here is my thought of what JJ is all about: JJ is middle age friendly dude. He more looks alike as one of the Chippendale guys or closely related in looks to David's physique. As you can see what's wrong with David as I observed in his giant statue in that above park like setting looking in toward the city of Florence there is some imperfection to his stature in that he is un-circumcised and disproportionate intrenching tool with two gizzard crowding his weaponry is just not truly representative of his muscular body. Young women gigled and laughed and busily taking picture of David's underside some were even reaching over his shapely legs. To us men, it is an embarassment as we compare our bodily attachment as proportionate with our bodies. Not on David's but close enough with JJ I supposed. he he ho ho,
From: Pinay
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To: Girls Scouts
Remote Name: 68.145.117.68
Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
Sign of the times, girls scouts are now being taught how to manage their financial resources and it is about time so children learn at a young age that money does not grow on trees. Wonder if their male counterparts will follow their lead...
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
I ain't no Dr. No, but I could easily ascertain what KB 'n BnP's problems with their eyes. KB's admission of having severe myopia (nearsightedness) has nothing to do of being genetically acquired. It is by self-imposed design to see something ... salivatingly desirable he can put his claws on ... at a close distance - while BnP's the same thing with severe hyperopia (farsightedness), like an eagle hovering above the clouds, looking down at the beauty below before he makes a breathtakingly acceptable strike. hehehehe!
From: kuats
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
I’m not sure how much of my eye problems are actually hereditary or exacerbated by old habits. Growing up we were always told to move back when watching TV and lights out at certain time to discourage us from reading which of course made worst by reading under the covers with nothing but a flashlight. During my 20’s to mid-30 the strangest thing happened with my left eye. At certain time of the month, my left eye would turn bloodshot red and within 24 hours this numbing headache would follow. The headaches got worst to a point where I couldn’t tolerate any form of light at all and I’d end up living in my closet for 24-48 hours. I went to all kinds of doctors and they couldn’t find anything wrong, then I went to the top university hospital in the state and someone did find a tumor growing imbedded in my parotid glands. When that was taken out, it left me with facial paralysis that lasted almost a year. I had to re-train all my facial nerves to move the way they’re supposed to, but here’s the kicker, the redeye and headaches didn’t go away. It wasn’t until we moved out of the city that things started to get better, health wise. Hubby used to have asthma attacks, and I had these debilitating migraines when we lived in the city but since we moved in the boondocks fourteen years ago, we haven’t had any of these illnesses. Either my doctors then were right in saying it was all in my head or it really is environmental.
From: Pinay
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
Nature is really kind so that the first thing that goes are our eyes in our 40s so that we can not see how bad we look as we age. But thanks to all the medical advances, we can prolong the quality of our lives til hopefully, we kick the bucket in our sleep but we need to take very good care of it as we would any our most prized possession. I thought I can learn to improve my golf game when I retired as I love the ambience of the golf course and the walking part especially but I met my soulmate and he does not play golf due to poor vision as well so we powerwalk and travel instead.
From: kuats
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
Hi Pinay, it isn't for me. There are way too many things that are wrong with my eyesight that it scares me to even consider lasik. Like KB, I've also had severe myopia since early teen and my corneas are shaped irregular as well that's why I can't wear contact lenses. Hubby, too, has severe myopia and he's been saying lately that he can't follow his ball when he's out playing golf (No pun intended:))The poor guy has resorted to using neon colored balls. I told him it's called "getting old".:)
From: K B
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
I have been wearing eyeglasses since I was 15 years old due to severe myopia. My vision is perfect from 12 inches in. Anything farther is blurred, like you are looking at a subject that moves while being kodaked, as BnP would say. A couple of years ago, I had intraoccular lens implant due to cataracts, which in turn was due to looking at too many shiny feminine legs as I was told, he he he!. I still wear glasses for far vision but is now much clearer. If I whiff at a golf ball, I can not blame my vision. It is more likely by being distracted by those undulating hips again per BnP.
From: pepe
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Date: Saturday, January 07, 2012
I had fun reading JJ’s rap about the SCCMB. His repertoire about the boys is laughable especially his usage of the crescendo while rapping his thoughts, reaching the height with BNP and culminating at Alacran. His particular thought about “BNP as a rooster talking in circles” reminds me of my childhood. I often watched the rooster dance in half circles with its wings spread out to attract the hen. That primitive love call is also exhibited during the love dance among primitive tribes when it is time to select partners. JJ is witty, hehehehe. But his humor about the battery is the biggest laugh I had. Who is JJ? I will call him the Thursday Man because he posts only on Thursdays and Fridays and remains quiet the rest of the week. Whoever you are, I enjoyed your classics and your humor. If others took the rap personally, I did not because of the humor it created. See you next week....
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
Correction . . . JJ, the cornfield pilosopo, is no hawkeye, he's a "cold blooded" ... Redleg. While Pepe, the amber waves of grain pilyosopo, is a "warm blooded" ... Jayhawk. ____ Who's the alter ego between these two? :)
From: Pinay
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To: Yols
Remote Name: 68.145.117.68
Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
I had lasik and prk eye surgery done in 1998 and was the best thing I did, a mono vision they call it I think where one eye is for long distance and the other for reading. But wish I just had them fixed my long distance vision with my dominant eye and left my reading eye alone as they managed to get my left eye at 20/15 but the right eye at 20/40 only rather than 20/20 but still working after all this time. Make sure you go to the best however and do some research to ensure he or she is the best and do it one at a time if you are not so sure just in case although I had mine done at the same time as I can not afford to be off work then..
From: kuats
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
yeah, whenever I read one of JJ's posts, it leaves me with a big smile on my face and don't quite know how to retort back,... reminds me of those crop circles in the middle of some cornfield in heartland, USA. :) ____ KB, I think you wear glasses and I know you play golf, have you ever considered getting lasik surgery? Is it something you'd recommend?
From: K B
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
The hawkeye bard has spoken and for the most part he was spot-on. Now we have somebody who can be a formidable adversary to pepe our poet laureate. He has shown an excellent memory remembering for instance that my favorite female part are the legs. JJ, I like your style, write on!!!!
From: Pinay
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Remote Name: 68.145.117.68
Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
We will be heading home at the end of this month, albeit for only 11 days as we are going back to Shanghai before and to Beijing after. So, if you are in Bolinao perhaps you can come for the balikbayan night as my guests in our town fiesta and hopefully, BNP will be there to welcome you as well. Then you accompany me when I meet with the ASKI personnel and the 149 women/men that are participating in our microfinance project to see if you can start one in Bolinao. So far, after 6 months, we have loaned more than P 1,050,000 to 149 people in 5 communities in Binmaley with 100% collection rate so am looking forward to meet with them.
From: BnP
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
Home is where your heart is. Thus, if life is a series of journeys of places and of hearts enhanced by the people you met along the way forever guided by your happy childhood memories…..and if in finality your journey takes you to your childhood backyard, coming home will be a joyful rekindling of the past and the present…spiced by the fact that you never lost your ability to communicate in your native tongue …for in the recesses of your minds are thoughts indelibly written in the language of love that you knew growing up. Love is savored at its best in a language you love as a child. Congratulation Beth…not many people can do that.
From: pepe
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
“ You can never go home again” is a quotation that came out of book. You left home for Europe after high school to go to college and then worked there after graduation, which lasted for decades. But you always visited home during vacations and holidays so you really never left home because you were aware of whatever little changes that happened in your town. You always made sure that you went out with friends and relatives who never left town. Although by then you outgrew some of your friends intellectually and socially, you still showed a sincere gesture that you never left. Now that you are going back home for good, it is time to turn the pages and catch up with the things you missed. So in three weeks, you would be what you were and what you are, fused together by time. Your hometown is waiting for you because the town never left you..... “Although years have piled up on your hometown, And on some relatives and friends that were gone, Your mind will find the landmarks way to home, Through your fond memories that were fun.”
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In the mid fifties while in high school I came upon an article written by Carlos P. Romulo (CPR) in the Readers Digest in bold captioned letters which says "THE TALLER THE BAMBOO GROWS , THE LOWER IT BENDS". I can tell that his beginning was modest, living in a rural community and was so absorbed by so much prodding from elders that as a young boy he was to take things as they are, to take advantage whats available and of course those advices from elders that a kid has to start young to learn things before its too late. In military parlance it can be summed up as "Remember as you train, the battle is the Payoff". While he became an international figure he was referred to as being a pee wee perched on telephone books to stay above the poduim while speaking. CPR retorted in jest that he is just like a DIME among a group of NICKLES, to which it created more laughters in the crowd. I personnally seen him speaking in our STB town plaza speaking in pure Pangasinan dialect as one of Presidential canddidates, but did not continue on to give way for Ramon Magsaysay.(history shows that his town of Camiling Tarlac, used to be part of Pangasinan) It can be traced as far back during the dark days of World War II, in the tunnels of Malinta in Bataan he was the voiced of Freedom, giving hope and encouragement to those "Battling Bastards of Bataan". As the Army of liberation came landing in Leyte in 1944 with President Osmena and Gen Macartur, he was wearing a one star as Brigadier General of the US Army. The crowning glory of his career was his election as President of the United Nation General Assembly in late 40's in San Francisco. The inspiration or legacy he left behind is truly one to emulate by every Filipino.
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Sometimes we don’t say anything. Sometimes we hear contemptuous comments and respond appropriately by ignoring it. Not to respond should be distinguished from defeat as non response maybe the act of a bigger person – to the whining from a watermelon rind. So I see the Cornfield philosopher paying us a visit, all but the husk for the kernel is left behind.
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
You described the portraits of some of the posters here in an excellent manner using again your keen imagination and a description using that of a writer's mind. You described TPU as a simple man with very humble ideas - true to life experiences and his very honest life stories. Very reserved and a practical family man that I admire and respect aside from you. Pinay- whom I admire her postings of family values and a happy marriage. She also has the courage to protect women's rights and I love her postings about investments. Pepe- remember him rocking his chair and with his creative and imaginative mind, smart and educated, well mannered, a writer and humble. K B- gentle, understanding and courteous. I enjoy reading his postings. Bnp- articulate liked/disliked by some because of his wits and IQ that exceed the norm and being perfectionist he corrects his own mistakes and that of others. These are the posters' portraits of human traits that record in my mind. God Bless us All! -Cresal
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if alacran would just just leave his organic ways and appreciate a bit of culture, maybe we can all live happily ever after after, naaah, expinoy would revolt! ____ JJ, you are a harmless dude, and confidence you exude, but careful the humor intended -- may leave you scratching in the cornfield. :)____ Manang Beth, CONGRATULATIONS on your impending retirement! Biruken ka no Mayo diay Bolinao. Happy Friday everyone!
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
I am so sorry Pinay that you misunderstood my intention to lampoon the posters. I have to write the lampoon in such manner that it would either make the readers jump in disgust or laugh. We all have our bad habits which sometimes come out subconsciously, and whenever we see ourselves wearing those habits, we become disappointed. This is neither judgment nor should it be taken seriously because it is purely for jesting. Who am I does not matter but I am probably present in everybody’s subconscious mind.
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Okay. Alacran, from where you the organic are on display, but because they walk under the bright and blinking lights, they wrap their body to hide their organic anatomy from the salivating predatory eyes. And I suppose like Tarzan in his loin skin, you are in the thick of adventure swinging from one organic Jane to another, considering that you live in a forest full of a lot organic Jane Doe. May I add that the desert sun must have degraded your battery potency because of our organic habits. hehehehe.
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Who appointed you to be the judge, jury and executioner in this board? Remember judge not so you won't be judged. As well, insecure people tend to step on other people to elevate themselves or feel good about themselves and I know you are better than that so be careful, people may think less of you..
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No! Those heifers only eat . . . organic . . . corn from the greenfields of Mizzou, as prescribed, for an excellent end result. Not too lean, but marbled for a good eatin' like in conao-conao. :)
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Date: Friday, January 06, 2012
correction 3-4 weeks..my bags are packed..
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Greetings to you JJ!!!!!!nice to read your perfect Raphere at SCMB,think you knew us all with all our good and bad traits. In no way, I have rested ,just changed my neck of the woods where the partners are visible and unmasked ,so to say not incognito.You can visit me Facebook so you will know my agenda.If you wanted to know, I am engaged in some groups,family clan group and discussions about current events as in GNP Group, Gising na Pinoy,Tala Estates Group,and the People of Maharlika Group. I thought I have added you to the Maharlika Group recently???? I am one of the administators. This has the lofty goal of understanding the pre -hispanic history and cultures of the Filino People,deals with educational and interesting brain-food.The Maharlika People will be holding a meeting in Manila this month...Oh before I forget, yes indeed I am happy and contented with my private life and in 3.6 weeks I am retiring for good and be based in Manila and in our province for a longer time .
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Sorry alacran that I missed your high point. What I wrote is just for fun. I used tangential traits for the rest but for you, I exaggerated your traits to see if you would jump. I know that you are perfectionist because when you write, you check and double check your spelling and the words you use are meticulously selected,. But as I said, it is strictly for fun. For the rest, I emphasized a trait that I noticed in them. For Kuats, she likes food, for Pinay, she is an I person, for Lady Bolinao, she turned quiet after her marriage, for TPu it is his down to earth ways, For Kb is the legs, For Pepe his chair is his rocket, for BNp it is his ego and for you, it is your perfectionist trait and your short fused, pikon, hehehe…
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you mean those heifers eat organic... grass?
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JoJo . . . I hate to tell you this, but you're too far off the target. Speaking of energy, I don't employ "keeps on ticking" to keep my balance and sense of manhood. I derived my strength from everything . . . organic! hehehe!
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Date: Thursday, January 05, 2012
(Portraits in Rap…the lighter side) Pardon me for intruding but last week I said I’d be coming. What I have here is posters’ portrait of human traits. The funniest trait I picked to which I added some wits so the products are pictures we can laugh at. ***** 1) This teacher is a scatterbrain that’s why her name is kuatit, She sends herself email because she’s a computer addict. She is smart cookie with an obsession to enjoy a life that’s good, but her joy is her compulsion to eat high calorie food…**** 2) Here we have sweet Pinay whose sentences are full of I. She’s fond of saying I (ay) even with her back towards the sky. So when she gasped ay, ay, ay, as she slept deeply dreaming, do you think her husband knew the fun that Pinay was having? **** 3) There is this Lady from Bolinao who sometimes comes and goes, she barked like a German Shepherd when it came to women’s issues. But soon after hitched by her hubby her mouth was muzzled tightly, so now she is on a sideline as her husband’s quiet puppy**** 4) Here’s quiet Pepe always rocking on his chair, if surrounded by Playboy playmates do you think he would ever care? His stride that used to measure the length of a meter stick, Is now slow successions of many small steps.**** 5) TPu is a good man who is down to earth simple, that even if he talks gross he’s ignored by other people, he talks about his pasts and everything that he recalls, even how he wiped his rear ass with clusters of "tibagkol".**** 6) Here is Uncle KB who comes suave as he can be, his eyes would pop out like a spring at the sight of the legs of a beauty. He writes his thoughts about women detailing all the measures, he learned Anatomy from Penthouse a magazine that he treasures. **** 7) BNP fifty inch waistline is inflated by his ego, Like a rooster he talks in circles to show off as a macho. He thinks he’s a big time charmer so he brags that he’s sleek, But the only attention he could muster are his cajones on his cheeks.***** 8) Alacran chasing fame had found himself a crown, It was a trophy for his battery that was fun while it stands, This pride and joy was a five count long of the battery size D, But disuse and advancing old age have reduced it to a triple A. ***** That’s all my gentle friends. If you liked it, please tell me and I would visit again…ha,ha,ha,ha ha,,,,
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Date: Thursday, January 05, 2012
MANILA, Philippines (AP) — Police in the northern Philippines say they've rescued dozens of dogs that were on their way to a slaughterhouse. Police Supt. Ronaldo Gayo says 60 dogs were found alive, but 12 others had died of suffocation by the time police found them inside a van. The dogs' snouts and feet were bound by plastic cord. Gayo says the van's driver and his assistant were arrested and escorted to their destination — a slaughterhouse inside a sprawling pig and poultry farm in San Carlos township in Pangasinan province. The slaughterhouse's owner and workers managed to flee when police arrived before midnight Wednesday. Killing dogs for the meat trade is illegal, but dog meat is considered a delicacy in some parts of the Philippines.
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became to become
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The context of what I said is that a smart and capable man would produce smart descendants and economics is just a corollary. In earlier times and in some areas today where opportunities were opened to everybody, smart and capable men would became well off, but in the Philippines, the opportunities are opened only to selected few. But if only well off Filipinos were capable of producing smart descendants, then most of us would not be around. .. To prove my point about smart people, if BNP, who is smart and capable man, wants to help raise up the Filipino IQ and invigorate the withering seeds of the Filipino people, he could find some Daisies in the Philippines who are willing and able to help him realize his dream. I bet that majority of his descendants would be smart and fertile like him so by geometric progression, they would spread out a vigorous seed of good looking and smart population. The subsequent effect would be in house supply of movie stars and plenty of smart good looking youth with surnames of Park, Lee, Hsue, Higuichi, all descended from BNP’s seed….hehehehe !
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The early morning news announced the folding of Kodak. Kodak is known in the Philippines as the primary film and camera maker – thus our adoption of the word “kodakan” as picture moment opportunity. With the impending demise of this company would also disappear what ever it represented and the Filipinos will have to look for a new word to replace “kodakan.” In the same token, we refer to the refrigerator regardless of brand as, Frigidaire; Colgate for any toothpaste. If you are looking for someone, you need not know his full name – all you have to know is his monicker and he/she will be pointed out. In Pangasinan, there are words that will capture the very essence of the description sometimes funny sometimes not. Take the word “garampingat and garambasal” it has no other representation and no other word can replace the vividness of its description. Conao-conao is another one that was recently used here; tender and melt in the mouth. Ahhhhh… you are in the subject of population control. Know one knows here that Philippines had used contraceptives even before it was popular to worldwife (yes – it is wife not wide). Remember “Cortal” the pill for headaches. That was the first contraceptive used by Filipina motherhood? Folks, simple – the advice for young mothers is place it squarely in between their knees and don’t let it drop. It works, unless you have been in the company of the likes of Pepe, the innovative thinker; then you he could tell you that you can have the Cortal in place still accomplish your purpose. Or, was it Pinay who pointed it out when I said place a dime in between your knees. Ohh.. before I forgot, the word phonograph, eight track, long playing albums etc. When was the last time you ever heard of those?
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Women can have children thanks to medical advances with the help of sperm bank whereas men always need women to carry their children therefore women play a vital part in procreation. I have to disagree with your assertion Pepe that children from well off families are smarter than those coming from the poor family. What is key is how children are raised, whether they are loved and felt they matter so they have confidence to face the world more than the economic background. Children from poor families are more motivated and determined to beat the odds so we study harder and work harder to realize our dreams and our parents' high expectations of us. We are always grateful for every opportunity presented to us and we learned how to manage not only our time but our financial resources so do better in life.
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I have been thinking why biology favors the male human beings. In reproduction of the specie, women would carry the fetus inside their body for nine months. While a woman can have just one baby in nine months, the man can have as many babies depending on the availability of female partners. Therefore, from the context of the improving the human race, the male specie has a bigger role than that of the female. A smart and healthy man can have many descendants that could inherit his genes in a year while a smart and healthy woman only reproduce one smart child in a year. This is probably ( my thoughts only) what happened in ancient times when polygamy was practiced by the society. Smart and capable men who accumulated wealth could afford several wives, thus spreading their smart genes to their many descendants, while ordinary men did not have the capability to support several wives and many children. This arrangement eventually improve the human race… Fast forward to the current conditions in the Philippine, there are a lot of poor people with many children. From the outside, the children seem to be below the average Filipinos in performance, and because of their numerous numbers, so does it mean that the average of the Filipino society getting dumber? I read somewhere that the average IQ of the Filipinos is 89, compared to Americans and Europeans with 100 and the Japanese with 105. I believe that despite of IQ 89, the Filipinos are intrinsically like the other Asians. The reasons behind the seemingly poor performance of Filipinos are due to poverty with malnourished people and the deteriorated educational system brought about by mismanagement and overpopulation. What do you think?
From: kuats
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Date: Wednesday, January 04, 2012
There's also that XYY chromosome that's causing learning disabilities with some boys. The disability itself is not supposed to be hereditary, yet that extra Y chromosome can only be traced back to the father as Pepe noted, so where's the bias there?
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my check is in the mail. :)
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Wishing someone Happy Holidays generates happy emotion. Thus, I have to extend my appreciation to Alarcan for being the bigger person extending Happy Holiday wishes to someone resulting to a joyous Holidays of that person. It must have meant a lot to her to deserve special mention in the board. He!he!he!he!
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Pinay, you always enjoy titillating my grey matters. If you sowed a thousand seeds of corn, not all of them would germinate because the seeds are not perfect. Likewise not all human beings are capable of “naturally” propagating their genes like most of the human beings do. But I believe that the same sex partners also have the craving to live as long as possible and also have the desire to propagate their genes….. In India, China and other countries, there is also a cultural bias against girls because of their misguided preference for their descendants to carry the family name by the fathers, which is the cultural way of legally recording the perpetuation the genes. This bias is actually based on the desire of the men in the family to perpetuate their genes which is also reinforced by nature by putting an X Y sex chromosomes in boys and XX sex chromosomes in girls. The Y-chromosome is found only in men and is passed down from father to son; and families can trace the genetic ancestors, which to me is the history of the perpetuation of one’s genes. That, Pinay is nature’s bias against women when it comes to tracing one’s genes. But modern society does not care and I for one do not care. Remember that for a parent, “ a son is a son until he takes a wife but a daughter is a daughter all her life”. But in China and India, apparently they thought that boys are assets more than girls are because they could help their parents financially. But that is not always true in other places.
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Based on your theory that all living organism want to perpetuate their own kind, how would those who choose same sex unions perpetuate themselves then and there seemed to be more of them everywhere it seemed. Or the fact that China and India have more boys/men than girls/women due their absurd preference for boys and yet despite their government's changes in policies to solve this problem, it is to no avail. Is this nature's way of solving population explosions then or another way to ensure men outnumber women?
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Date: Tuesday, January 03, 2012
People workout and go on diet to maintain their good health because they want to live long and they don’t like to die. Christians always look forward to go to heaven but nonetheless, they are not in a hurry to go to heaven. The underlying reason is that human beings like to live as long as possible. Why? It is because of the instinct that was handed down by their very distant ancestors who were also the descendants of organisms whose purpose in life is to perpetuate by propagating their own kind. Human beings like to be healthy, to be beautiful and attractive, that even to those in their winter years it comes subconsciously, because of the strong instinct to perpetuate that was bestowed upon them by their forbears. If a sexagenarian like BNP is attracted to late twentieths or a thirtieth woman, it is not unnatural because his instinct to perpetuate is still pervasive and this instinct is abundantly stored in his granary of seeds that are meant for spreading his genes. May your tribe increase, BNP.hehehehe.
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Date: Monday, January 02, 2012
In my opinion, the most important exercise that we can do is to strengthen our legs. As we age, the most common problem are falls with resultant fractures. Of course, brittleness of the bones is also a factor. It does not take that much time to reduce muscle strength by being physically inactive. To BnP, I would rather do my jogging following Kim Bassinger, though, he he he!
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when I say young adults...it is a stretched, I mean anyone over 30 years. As I said before, I do not fancy the girlish, but I do have an eye for the over 30 or mature women with youthful disposition. he!he!he!he!
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We are into the discussion of obesity. It is recently being used to gain custody of kids. That the other parents have little regards for the physical being of the child by offering nothing but the fattening foods. The rule of thumb is that the judge must decide on what benefits the child turning a blind eye on the parents. The core rule before is that the benefit of the child concerns the mental stability of the child – thus focusing more on the psychological aspect. We are not going to experience this as our children are already fully emancipated. But our children are on that stage of developing a family – thus, what affects them affects us too. On Pinay, yes I agree with you that how we look generates self esteem. And when we look attractive to the other sex, we feel extra pride. However, I was informed that the buff may attract those scatter brains, but mostly the young adult are turned on by the salt and pepper distinguish look. This comes as surprise to me.
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the one holding a guitar:)
From: kuats
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I don't know much about Heather Locklear other than being married to Richie Zambora, Bon Jovi's lead guitarist, one of the best guitarist even today. He's the one on the left screen, Bon Jovi's right (00:14, 00:29, ...) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qF3D2oiy6YA
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Good for you Kuats....I am looking for a tape that features Heather Locklear in tight spandex running a trail...If I can have that I can play it while I do my elliptical for 30 minutes - imagining I am trying to run behind her. This I learn from Pepe's fertile imagination.
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Last summer my dog and I actually did a lot of walking/hiking and without trying hard, I actually lost some weight. Then school started and zumba was the talk of the town, so I asked hubby to buy me a software to use on our TV. When this gadget showed up, he had strapped in all sorts of stuff, measure here and there and programmed the thing for my physique. Then he turned it on so I can give it a try, and the darn thing says "It's Wednesday, it's REST day!" We were on the floor! I later found out that Wednesdays and Sundays were rest days, so I pretty much just turn that baby on on those two days. :) Now I need to exercise my brain, it's been on rest day for a couple of weeks.
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We have only one body for the rest of our life and yet most of us do not take care of it like we do our most precious possession. I am sure BNP spend enough time maintaining his fleet of cars to ensure it is in top form and I have seen TPU and he is slim alright but having his recommended diet seemed too rigid for me. I think moderation in food and wine intake is the key couple it with physical activities that you like to do. Uncle KB, I was reading somewhere that soon we can have our brain's plaque remove to avoid dementia or Parkinson's disease just like how we now can have our blood arteries cleansed to avoid heart attack or aneurism, is this true? BNP, I like Coco Channel's MO when it comes to clothes, "dress shabbily and they will notice the dress, dress impecabbly and they will notice the woman". I go for simple but timeless pieces so it will last that is why I need to to maintain my weight as I can not afford to change my wardrobe but am like you, got two of them in Bloomingdale in NY on sale.
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When a person comes to a skidding halt with rumpled clothes and ruffled hair and he sighed what a life - I believe that will be more like me than saying I had carefully planned my life but spent the whole time planning and did not get to enjoy what was planned ahead...what a waste of planning. he!he!he!he!
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Take it from me boys, who'd seen the three of you. Pepe is in better shape and the wifey too shows the same self control. And I bet he knows his prime past 500. That Tagalog addage, "lamang siya ng isang paligo" applies. And jj, if you're not familiar with that saying, there is not a tinge of sarcasm there.
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Oh yes, Pinay – the issues we have here are intertwined and they sprout from your original challenge of losing weight; followed by the comment that men never worry about their weight; while women seems to be obsessed with it. TPU’s comment about decreasing food intake appropriately opened the door for discussion of China’s becoming overweight population that may have been generated by their ballooning economy. And Alarcan comment spiced it. So as you see almost all our discussion here jumps from one side to the other – but men being men, a good portion of our attention can easily shift to an interest common to all of us. Now, you say that you will look good in some of your Armani suits. I heard of Armani, I have seen them at Nordstrom; and I say they have flawless cuts appealing to people with discriminating taste, I also find them similar to suits made by Talbot, my wife’s favorite place. Their outfits are in simple but elegant cuts. In my circle, if you wear Armani, it will invite Government Ethics scrutiny and will ask if you have properly filed the yearly disclosure required by the position. I never own one Armani or Hugo Boss outfit, I save and buy on sale my Brooks brothers or my Allen Edmund shoes. In this group, the person who may own Armani or Hugo could be KB. If you are into western outfit Alarcan can name you $1000 cowboy boots which I declare is a waste just to impress the cows. Unless the cows are in Victoria Secret outfit then by golly I will start wearing those cowboy boots. He!he!he!he!
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I'll do a pick 'n roll, BnP, and answer your question; "Is it possible, Pepe, is overweight"? Watching him how he dribbles the ball, he's kind of like an overfeed dog always lying down on the same spot immobile ... too lazy to bark ... too timid to bite. hehehe!
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There is a saying that dogs that bark too loudly usually do not bite.. I also happened to believe that gentlemen normally do not talk about their exploits with women and ladies follow the same code of conduct, so how about introducing another topic that might pique Pepe's interest?
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This is what I love about this board, the posters ability to not just follow the bouncing ball but also their ability to pick it up and throw it back. I challenge the other posters to come and square it up with you guys….he!he!he!he!
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“And how come I have increased in weight – I have not decreased the other activity he noted”. Let me also answer your question. My advice to you is that you should increase your activity. Since you do it only twice a year, why don’t you do it like what is recommended which is once a week totaling 52 times a year. In that case, the energy you spend in that activity would be 25 times what you are currently using. hehehehe
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Permit me to answer your question on your last sentence. How much energy do you put or use with your beloved during your usual tete-a tete? Now let us pretend that you were given the privilege to be be entertained by a comely and winsome lady on her way to somewhere else to practice her talent. Do you think you would exert the same effort or much more to impress the pretty wahini? he he he!
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Listening to NPR discussion on the recent overweight problems in China, it appears that TPU is on point. It was said that during the revolution, there was insufficient food, and that rationing of it had become necessary. The culture of austerity permeates through the century that people had gotten used in eating less food, especially meaty products. Compared to present time where abundance of fast food restaurant contributed greatly to the poor eating habits. The recent count is that KFC is to a million stores, while McDonald comes behind. The rise of economy created throngs of professionals not able to know their way around the kitchen, and that fast food is the common alternative. Now, if Alacran theory is correct; would it be possible then that Pepe is overweight? And how come I have increased in weight – I have not decreased the other activity he noted.
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You got it all wrong, guys! To control your weight and balance the excess bulge coming out your waistline, is as easy as a 1,2,3 meaning .... less food more - sex! :):)
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That is easy. Try not to be very indulgent in your food intake. From experience and advice from my doctors is that you have to lessen or minimize or curtail your eating habits. Food here in Canada and USA are so inexpensive that there is no limit you can buy (if you so desire) because its too affordable and availble. I have a conversation with a man nearing 100 years of age and his idea about living longer is eating less, exercise more just to stay alive. I knew that Cancer and Heart disease are the two main killers here because most of the food we eat are most likely to be adulterated with preservatives, that even plants are fertilized and sprayed with chemicals not seldom used before World War 2. Look animals like cattles are feed mixed with chemicals and so with chicken of three weeks are ready for the market because they are feed with fast acting growth chemicals. For me I just survive with boiled camote for breakfast, steamed camote tops for lunch with little rice and steamed shrimp and chicken soup with grilled ham and cheese sandwich for dinner. My diet changes when my sons take me to a Japanese buffet joint with lots of seafoood. You guys much depend with all those weigth watchers or fitness joints. You are just throwing your money away.
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Uncle KB, am not as concerned about what others say but what my GP said that I need to shed some pounds otherwise, I have to increase my blood pressure pills. But it helps when your spouse has the same new years resolution, healthier lifestyle so we can have another 20 years of active life together for there are so many places we wanted to visit yet. BNP, the chef at the club lost 20 lbs and his wife even lost more and she told me that all they gave up since August are drinks, mostly wine and desserts so you might have to do some exercise and less carbs so you will lose 20 lbs in a month's time. By the way, you are either too kind or you need a new eyeglass but thanks for the compliment, it has been ages since I was size 6 - 8 but hope to go back to it as I have a few Armani suits that would look better if I lose 10 - 15 lbs. So if you can lose 20 lbs, I will try to lose 10 lbs by February 1st, scout's honor.
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I will answer your question in an obtuse manner. Most pinoy guys I know when invited to attend a reunion can hardly wait to go. We are more interested in reliving past history, either pleasant or otherwise. The wives though operate on a different level. Many would not hesitate not to go if there is a perceived problem with the avoirdopois. They are not as much concerned as what the guys would say but rather what the other females would say.Just because someone threw out a number of what one should weigh can become a manufactured expectation which can hinder an otherwise nice experience. Most guys do not quibble on weights. We see females not as a glob of tissues but rather persons with intellects and personalities. So if you weigh 100 lbs or 180 lbs but you exude a confident, pleasing personality, to heck with the numbers. Do not sweat the minor things in life.
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Pinay, if you are the same as I had seen you before, you will lose. I have more weight to loss than you. Last year, I can guess your dress size as 7 the most 9. My years of experience left me with the ability to be a keen observant, guess exactly the dress size and the cups sizes.he!he!he! But I am trying to loss at least 20 lbs in one year. That is a doable goal. I have been sedentary for the past year; and frankly I am very disappointed with my weight gain. When I retired from the Army Reserve, I no longer have the incentive to maintain a certain weight. I am now managing my exercise and food intake. However, I am too far from being buffed.
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Just came back from the gym, the second one in 3 days, it felt great but I decided to go for distance in the tread mill instead of fat burn so I don't have to indicate my age and weight as the darn machine keeps reminding me that I should slow down, uncle KB should Asian women be subject to the same heart rate as Caucasian women and what is the ramification of going 25% more than the recommended heart rate? BNP, let us have a bet and see who can lose more lbs in 30 days, what do you think?
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My new years resolution to trim my bulging middle and lost some weight....also....follow my wife advice, NO MORE SPEEDING TICKETS, or my allowance will suffer substantially.
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I dunno Pepe, all I can say is that each year I get older, I get that much calmer, more relaxed, happier, more content, more open-minded, my world is bigger, my understanding deeper, my patience longer, my faith on firmer ground. If this is what getting older is all about then I welcome it with open arms. Here's to getting old and may each of us find inner peace, Happy New Year everyone!
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I wish a Happy New Year to all of you for the year 2012. The year 2011 went by so fast that I do not feel I am a year older than when it began. When people get old, the change in age is slower percent wise than in their younger years..... Talking about aging, I like to share with you my interesting thought about counting age, which are our years of living on earth. The little I read about the bible had me perplexed that some people lived to a very ripe age or extremely ripe age. The bible mentioned that people lived up to 1000 years of age which is not what Anthropologist said that ancient people die in their 20s or early 30s. Also scientists now believe that under ideal conditions, human beings could live up to 140 years calculated on 365 days per year around the sun..... I think the calendar days, which the bible writers used to count, the age is not the same as the calendar that people use in modern times. So I have an idea about the discrepancy on how the years were counted. The ancient people probably used the moon as the cycle for one year count (28 days), so a man who lived up to 900 years is age 69 on our current calendar year. (900 years times 28 days per year equals 25,200 days. If we divide 25200 days by 365 days per year would equal 69 years of our calendar year). A person who lived 200 biblical calendar years in their cycle is equivalent to 15 years of today’s years and 400 years of their biblical calendar is equivalent of 30 years of today’s. According to history books, ancient people died young in their late 20s to early 30s, and a man reaching age 40 was considered an elderly. To be 69 years old during ancient times was considered very, very old..... So what the bible said that some people lived up to 1000 years is true but is based on the 28-day cycle of the moon around the earth. It is worth noting that even during the Middle Ages, people thought that the sun revolved around the earth.
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Yesss, JJ, we'll wait until the start of the year. We'll wait if you can swing in the saddle with your boots on. ____ Happy New Year 2U ... old man! hehehe!
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Yes, Alacran, I will show off next week when I come for a visit. Right now, I have an errand but next Thursday, I'll prop you as the king of pop. I admire your smartness because you read my mind, I mean you read my name, ha,ha, ha,
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You're from Missouri, JJ, show BnP! ____ Show how you're made of. _____ Show how you ain't just no bystander waiting for the ... truck ... to pass you by. ____ Show if you are no rocking-chair-bound-idealist like your neighbor from Overland Park. _____ Show that fire-in-the-belly if you still have one. ____ Show that JJ meant not .... J-ust J-ackin' .... off! _____ jejejeje!
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Yes, bnp, I know that you mean well, that all those interludes that you imagine in your mine could or may have been a product of your past experience. Least to say that there is nothing wrong if a person plans to keep as keepsake those wonderful moments that were embedded in the crevices of his mind. Yes, I understand what is in your mind, because like you, I was also born and raised in the environs of nature’s lap, that in the presence of a beautiful woman walking on a windy beach, I would wish that I could sail with the breeze so I could steal a kiss. But I don’t have your touch, that knightly bravado you displayed as you travel through many women’s trail, and those in the line of fire could suffer the wounds inflected by a fleeting Romeo. Lastly, if I could have been blest by even a tenth of your friendly persuasion (as you mentioned in the past postings), I would have been fulfilled.
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No makaneneng na retrato na maawak ya alog, kineteg-keteg na nanduruman pilapil. Singa ak met la makakasongap na presko ya dagem. Lalo na siguro no nangnengneng mon say kanguroan na kawayan et mansatsayaw eran onkumpas ed siplog na mapalayopoy a dagem. Kaiba to met layan kogkogip so nognonoten mon tumbtomboken so malamanok a maganganan marikit manaakar ed pilapil - kada siplog na dagem so onpotipot so palda to ed laman ton onbiklat so inyamot to. Ay singa ka met la wala ed tawen. he!he!he!he! Natalusan mo tan JJ - odino nakaukulan ko nin ipaliwawa ed English ya!
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I have seen and explored Kuat’s place and it is peaceful and heaven for outdoors. Often times when I travel from SF to LA, I always take Route 1, or the coastline. It is one of the places that capture my heart. At one time I left it too in San Luis Obispo. I am partial to open spaces. If I have to relocate, her area will be in one of my choices. It is bucolic yet amenities of good restaurants are just within driving distance.
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I never intended to give her that cookbook for I have not even meet her yet, just talked to her on the phone and have exchanged a couple of emails. Her mother sent me a letter with pictures of her family through my son so we talked on the phone and she seemed very nice and very pleased that her daughter finally met someone like my son, she has met her a few times as she normally visit them everytime she flies to Sydney, Australia (being a stewardess). What matters in the end is how they feel for each other and as parents, we can only wish for the best for our children but she does not care to have children due to her career and sports apparently so I told my son, it is his decision, have 7 grandchildren by association anyway. I applaud you for knowing your priorities in life, what matters is you and your hubby are doing what you love now and your daughter is now ready and equipped to carve out her own niche in life. Finally, saw off our last out of town guests and after New Year's dinner tomorrow at the club, we start exercise and healthy fruit and vegan diet, wonder how long we can last..
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You did all, kuats, to specification, but I don't use peanut butter though I use ground fried peanuts and fried ground rice. Also, if ... tripe ... is available you have to use it. _________________ Yes, you can use chittlins besides pork: belly, liver, kidney and maws. The maws and chittlins should be boiled (ikelnat) first, and wash thoroughly, and also the organs for easy cutting. I use, too, if available fresh frozen kamias or salomagi instead of vinegar. ______ The kamias soup base or the tamarind is an option.
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asked...
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Pinay, I ask my daughter about your cookbook question and here’s what she said “a guy getting a manual on how to use power tools is a lot different than a girl getting a cookbook for Christmas, especially if it’s from your boyfriend’s mother, and especially if the girl is not into cooking”, verbatim. This is a girl who is fiercely independent and raised with the idea that she pays for what she orders from the menu regardless of who invited whom. She also went through the phase of being a vegan and she claims one of the reason she went vegetarian is because “it’s a lot easier to steam veggies and tofu than anything with meat and it’s also a lot cheaper”. And the latter is probably the deciding factor since she lives in a city that rents closet size apt. for as much as a regular mortgage outside the city. She doesn’t mind cooking and experiments a lot in the kitchen, but she does come home for “Pino food” as we call it when she gets the craving. ___ As far as downsizing, we did that fourteen years ago when we decided to move here in the boondocks. We gave up much of what we accumulated as far as material things including a three level town home in the city, SUVs, and the likes. We also gave up high-stress jobs that took us away from raising our daughter the way we wanted. We bought a very small house surrounded by trees, a pick up truck, and a station wagon. It was a cold turkey break and it was tough, but we managed.
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2012 will be the year when women around the world will assert themselves especially in countries where women's voices are suppressed and women are treated like non-entities. It will also be a year when the eroding middle class in the developed countries and the growing educated young people will unite to demand radical changes from their government and other institutions to narrow the widening gap between the rich and the poor. Some study indicated that companies that sell luxury items and discounted items did very well last year but stores that catered to middle class did poorly. So I hope and pray that the power that be everywhere will realize sooner rather than later that to avoid further social clashes and for any democracy to function well, we need strong, engaged and educated middle class as they are the engines that can power and sustain our economy. As well, we need to face the fact that here in the West, our rate of consumption is simply not sustainable, an economy fueled mostly by consumers demand on credit lead to our current financial turmoil. The day of reckoning is upon us and the sooner we realize that we have to live within our means, the better we will be. I always have natural aversion to debts of all kinds and I am grateful to my father. I find that how you managed your financial resources much like your time is key to attaining once's financial independence. It is so liberating not to have debts as you don't have to compromise your principles or take any BS from from anyone if are not burdened by debts and shackled unto so many unnecessary material possessions. Life is a journey after all so the lighter you travel, the more enjoyable and freer you will be to appreciate each moment, this is my year end musing so I hope you don't mind my ramblings. My goal for 2012 is to travel the road least trodden by lighter for I realized that less is indeed so much better, quality not quantity.
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You may assumed that because I once told everyone that whats left of me is the spirit but not the fighting mode, but it takes time and better scenario to which I become obnoxious like a mean dog when provoked as opposed to BNP who seemed to be one of the Knights of the Square table always chivalric when women is mentioned. ho ho ha!, JJ.
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How do you make bagisen? This is one dish I've never tried to make and can you use plain pork belly instead of chitterlings?
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transfer the pork butt (not chicken) in pot...
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We grew up poor but Christmas and New Year were always celebrated with everything we had. On Christmas eve, we’d hang our socks (more like knee socks) around the window and when we came home from midnight mass it’s always full of goodies: tootsie roll, orange, apple, pop rice, etc. Christmas breakfast was always arroz caldo and puto. To this day, since my daughter was born, that Christmas breakfast hasn’t changed. Hubby though cooks the arroz caldo and I make the puto. He uses skinless/boneless chicken thighs and quail eggs with a pinch of saffron, fresh squeeze of lemon juice, and patis. Growing up, our Noche Buena always had pancit, usually the bihon type, and sometimes hamonado. My hamonado recipe: marinate pork butt in pineapple sauce, pineapple chunks, soy sauce, powdered pepper and garlic, brown sugar, and relish. I usually marinate overnight and poke the meat all around with a fork so the marinade seeps in. Tie kitchen twine around meat and brown on all sides in a saucepan. Transfer the chicken in dutch oven pot (do not fry the meat in enameled cast iron dutch oven and invest in the Le Creuset brand, they’re pricey but well worth it), place marinade in pot with meat and slow cook until pork is tender. Slice and pour sauce (marinade stock) on top. ____ alacran, here’s Kare-kare: I usually use beef round since oxtail is not available in my area. Cut in squares and boil till tender with onion, garlic, crushed pepped, pinch of salt. When meat is tender, run stock through a sieve and save stock. In a stock pot, melt a bit of butter on the bottom of pan, sprinkle rice flour (not regular flour) until golden brown then slowly pour stock, beating with a wire whisk at the same time. Mix your aswuete in warm water and pour in mixture. I use crunchy peanut butter, not the cream, for texture. Slowly dissolve PB in sauce mix using a wire whisk, place meat in sauce and cook till desired consistency (gravylike). I cook the veggies separately: long beans, eggplant, pechay (Chinese cabbage) and serve it separate as well as ginisang agamang. ___ JJ, earth people as opposed to? hahaha!
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For noche buena, a roasted pig's head is on the table. With ground grilled liver, mixed with distilled Heinz apple cider vinegar, garlic, fine ground Malabar black pepper as sauce - this could be the ambrosia, that will make Mang Tomas groping in the dark. _____ Coupled with beef pinapaitan cooked to perfection, nothing but a Balvenie or Johnnnie Blue, is in order. _____ Tripled that with - bagesen - StB style, and with puto from my favotite maker from Mission Hills, you would be crazy not to defy 911.
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My Thoughts about the Year End**** It is the end of year 2011. Like with all the other years that we experienced, we grew a year older. This process of growing old will go on until our time is up. It has not been a good year for many people because the world’s economy is adjusting to the limitations being imposed by the ever-expanding population. I don’t see good times in the future unless the people of the world would make changes in their lifestyle. The Earth people should be aware the earth resources are limited and if people’s extravagant ways are not curtailed, then the world civilization as we have known today would be decivilized, a word I concocted to mean a regression to the past when life was simple. But you know what? People like other organisms would adapt, but at what point and to what would human beings become is for the future to answer..... There are four guys worth mentioning because I find their skill funny when it comes to human sexuality. BnP’s is the driver of a truck on an oversex drive gear, wherein his headlights would bulge at the mention of girls. KBb is the navigator using the Playboy map to drive through the hills and valley to avoid falling down the deep gorge hidden by a forest. The Las Vegas guy is standing on the bed of the truck with a binocular on a lookout for a game, and TPu is in only for the joy ride because his testosterone level is zero, After what I said could I still greet you a Happy New Year? ha,ha,ha,ha!
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In cooking pinakbet Pinoy eggplant(available at Seafood City), is a must because it's firm when cooked, not the Japanese or Chinese kind, which becomes mushy when done. If you can find Indian palya( the agoratel kind)though more expensive, brings out the aroma in pinakbet. _____ Laoya: find beef cheeks, beef lips, beef's feet and the ordinary oxtail. In my neck of the Mojave, it needs a little detective work to find these exotic beef portions. Unless to have tasted them, you won't know what you're missing. _____ How about kare-kare, anyone?
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Nabuas deep fired ya cornish hen tan pancit canton so ilutok ya noche buena. Here's a chicken recipe that'll remind you of Max' fried chicken. Rub chicken with powdered pepper and sea salt. Steam one or two cornish hens, about 45-60 mins., put fresh basil and lots of garlic in water. Pat dry the chicken and refrigerate to cool down completely. In a stock pot, put enough canola oil to immerse the chicken. Heat oil, not too hot that anything you drop burns instantly. I usually test it by dropping a bit of chicken skin. When the skin sizzles and browns nicely then it's ready. You're not cooking the chicken, steaming it previously should have done that. You just want to brown the skin and lock in the moisture. If the whole chicken is not immersed in oil, make sure you turn it to all sides. Serve right after you get it out of the pot. The stock (water from steaming the chicken) should make a nice gravy but make sure you use a sieve and fat separator. With the pancit canton, I use chicken gizzards and liver. _____ Wilma, here's a Butchi recipe I make on occasion: Part 1 - boil half a bag (sml) of adzuki beans. When soft, drain or boil off most of the water. Add sugar to taste. Part 2- one box of mochiko, 3 eggs, 3 cups milk, 1 cup water, 2 cups sugar, one bar butter (melted). Mix ingredients from part 2 and pour into 11 x 17 (lg) glass or ceramic pan. Drop spoonful of beans as evenly as possible over mochiko batter. Bake at 350 degrees for 45 mins. My daughter loves the crunchy sides. To make the sides even crunchier, I rub butter on the sides of the pan. It is done when the top is light brown. This one is so easy that even I can make it.:)
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There are few things that we do yearly when I was a kid. On the afternoon of December 31st, our household will boil in a big “talyase” plenty of cow’s feet for several hours until the tendon and meat separates from the bone. Lots of potatoes and cabbages to go along with it to make a “lauya.” At a 5:00pm, our fishpond caretakers, the immediate neighborhood will gather around share with us what I later termed as community “lauya.” The help will also prepare unday-unday and/or colambo (the unsliced version of tikoy). In the morning, we get up early to go to Manaoag for an early mass – followed by shopping in Dagupan. All we need for schools, shoes and clothes will mostly be purchased that day. The Chinese owner will provide the best discount just to have a good buena mano. Esco, Elpo, Ang Tibay and Gregg are the known brand names then. I only have two choices, khaki and gabardine pants materials and white shirts. These materials will be brought to EMar’s tailoring shop in San Carlos. I never owned a jeans or maong until I was 20; tailored by “His” in Manila. At that time, I can save for Manly shoes too no longer Esco or Gregg.
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In my experience, filipinas who colors their hair will result in a copper-tinged look.I have heard that they are mischievously teased as japayukis. On another matter, we prefer our kalubasa to be makulnet. There is one way to tell. The buttom part must be concave, the more the better. That is what my bai told me as a young kid.
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Reading all of these makes me hungry. I do admit you guys know your way around the kitchen. Observation though....I read Pepe's version of Pinakbet (American Style)...it reminds me of a Filipina woman with a suspiciously blond hair. he!he!he!he!
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I've experimented with pinacbet a lot, since hubby is not a fan of monamon and would rather have ginisang agamang. I use the same ingredients including snipped:) long beans but I "gisa" rather than steam. I've also tried it with gata and made it last Christmas for my in-laws. I had no left overs. Don't use water, use one can of gata and cook the gata first until milky before putting all the vegies in. ____ KB, I only use the kalobasa rind when it is malangwer ya kalobasa, but if it's a matakken ya kalobasa, I peel if off because it tastes bitter. I like using matakken ya calobasa, imay medyo wala ray anawet tan amagaan ya nodes. It's a bit more chewy. I think the reason the rind is left is to hold the form of the calobasa. When I steam my pacbet, just like steaming American vegies, I don't cook it all the way. I like it a bit crunchy. _____ I had a guest yesterday, a lady from Malasiqui that I went to college with and asked if I can make pinacbet. She brought all the needed vegies, knowing full well that the nearest Asian market from me is an hour away. I also buy those bottles of monamon sauce sold at that mall in Dagupan. Robinsons has a made in Pangasinan section and I usually bring back a few bottles each time I'm there. _____ Last summer, hubby also completed my little outdoor counter that houses a gas stove and sink. I do all my bagoong dish outside.
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Like Pepe, I adapted to what is available and what does not leave lingering smell in my house during winter specially now that we are living in a condo so I never cook dried fish or use patis, monamon or even alamang. I was given a small jar of fried alamang so I saved it in my fridge until my curious husband opened it and smelled it to see what it was so I told him it is a Filipino "caviar", and he thought it smelled rotten so he throw it away. Anyway, here is how I cooked my "pinakbet" that my family and caucasian friends love to eat. Ingredients: pork belly or pork spare ribs, Japanese egglant, bitter melon, green round squash, okra, garlic, onions, tomatoes, ginger and oyster sauce. If I used pork belly, I chose the thin one so it has less fat, cut them into bite sized pieces and fry the one with fat to remove as much of it as possible, then take most of the fat out before putting the rest of the meat, then add the sliced onions, then the ginger and garlic, tomatoes and oyster sauce and pepper then let it simmer but stir it now and then until the pork is cooked. Then add the okra, squash and cook for 2 minutes before adding the bitter melon and eggplant and season to suit your taste with either more oyster sauce or salt and ground pepper. Shortly before it is ready to serve, I squeeze a lemon juice into it depending on the size of what I am cooking and always, start with less on the salt or any seasoning and add more to suit your taste and always cook the ones that need more cooking so in the end, everything is cooked just right, I never add shrimp in my pinakbet but if I do, I will add it last so it will be succulent not rubbery.
From: Cresal
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Reading the different ways of cooking Pinakbet from different famous cooks I am learning a lot. Love to use Japanese eggplants because they are not as watery as the others. I have additions to the ingredients mentioned below, bittermelon (small, cut in half)or bittermelon leaves and jalopeno. What do you think? Hmmmmm- I think we need tasters. Whose pinakbet do you think is the best? Hehehehe! Good luck, Chefs! Happy New Year to All! -Cresal
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Here is my American way of cooking pinacbet and I bet Kuats would like it this way: Ingredients are peeled Shrimps, Japanese eggplant (or any eggplant). Tomatoes (canned or fresh), green beans (any variety of green beans), okra cleaned of its tip, chicken broth.... Cooking Procedure; 1) Sauté in oil the peeled shrimps with garlic, sliced onions, and canned tomatoes, add salt to taste, be careful not to overcook the shrimps so it would be tender. 2) Boil in water the okra, don’t overcook so the okra remains firm, drain and set aside 3) In a pan with enough chicken broth, place the sliced eggplant, sliced tomatoes, sliced onions and cut green beans, with chicken bullion to taste and cook just enough not to overcook. Then add the cooked shrimps and the cooked okra and mix. The pinacbet would look firmly very presentable and tasty. Because of unavailability of Asian ingredients, I adapted all my cooking using ingredient available in my locality, which is the reason why I became a gourmet cook.
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Your pinakbet I will surely try, but I stop at galipen so string beans length-wise,he he he!. I have also learned in San Diego that you do not have to take the rind off the kalobasa. Wisconsin is popular for fish frys specially fridays. Perch is the star of the show and of course is more expensive than haddock. Lake michigan is the source but is getting rarer. Do send me a boxful of your perch there and I'll be eternally grateful.
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Grilled fish used as condiment(sabong) specially milkfish(bangus,betel) or pantat (yellow catfish if available, not the cultured cats from the MS delta)) or any fish thereto, to enhance the flavor of - pinacbet - are the most on hand as practiced. Sometimes, in lieu of fish, I go to pork belly and shrimps. You could tell the difference once tour taste buds are activated. All the veggies laid out are acceptable, but the onions. I used shallots (lasona) instead, and you can savor the distinction. Mushrooms (oong) can also be added - dried shiitake is favorable._____ Say gawa ed eges na baboy so gergeren na maimpis insan ilambong anggad aga onlemek. Insan iprito ed taba ton dili tan ialok so orang tan agat anggad ag nagisa. Kabalanga na orang yan mo lan amin so pisipising tan digo na monamon. ______ Patis is also desirable when the going gets rough - no monamon accessible. Let me explain the gap between patis and monamon. Though patis is derived from fermented fish (monamon) - patis is the watery by-product that comes out the surface after fermentation. It's salty, but used as condiment in everything Pangasinan veggie cooking, is not like the monamon wherein the tidbits of meat enhances the flavor ... I think.
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Date: Thursday, December 29, 2011
Tungo – means the firewood; or the fire itself. I found out that it is best to have the ingredients simmering so that its taste will permeate through the whole dish. Thus, I will sauté the kamatis, luya and sibuyas seasoned with patis first; then I will let the grilled fish into the sauted first batch ingredient immediately followed by the other veges. This way the taste of the fish will permeate to the whole dish. On another note, your adobo, add to it Mang Tomas Lechon sauce – you will note the difference. I always have fish in my freezer. I usually buy 50-100lbs of Norfolk spot (yellow belly) around October. Fresh frozen guarantees freshness through out the year.
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Date: Thursday, December 29, 2011
Antoy gabay ton ibaga tay "tungo" kari. Niay recipe na pakbet ya amina makataway et ngalngali ag ira onalis ed lamisaan.:)Galipen ya amin na "lenthwise" iray talon, palya, agayep, sibuyas, ginger, buo ya okra, bite size ya kalobasa, buo ya "asian" mushroom (alingwanan koy tawag), quarters ya kamatis. I-layer ed lutuan ya dutch oven (cast iron ya Le Creuset so lutuan ko ta melag imay banga ya sinaliw ko last year)say kamatis, sibuyas, ginger so walad leksab, isublay ya layer so kalobasa, palya, agayep, dia ed tapew so talon tan mushroom. No walay sili dia met ed tapew iyan. Crushed black pepper, aliwan powdered, tan digo na monamon so pantimpla. agmon balot lulukasan, no man luag la umpaway so steam, angob moy steam na monamon. say angob na tariwa ya monamon malangsi, balet no aluto lay monamon, medyo ambalinget la. Pateyen lay apoy balet agni lulukasan ya tampol, let it sit for about ten more minutes. Akloen insan patapewan na grilled fish. Dakel so perch natan ed sikami, katon wala niy pabalon kon perch ed sarayay sangka-ilik. Bangat na Ilocano min Ina iyan luto ed sikami. Mas mattek so Ilocanok nen say Pangasinan ko.
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Say pinakadigo to so patis. Tan say tungo da so sandariset labat pian aga naekatan.
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Say asaway sakey ya tioc so taga Piddig, Ilocos Norte. No manluto na pinakbet, say osaren da so amay sayap ya native, made of clay. Saray pising so kamatis, talon, palia tan arum nira. Inkalot ya sira so naynay ya sabong. say stroke da balet sa anggapoy danum tan samay sayap so akakapot ya lanang. Ikalog da labat so amay lutoan. Ay agagi miran amiamin, sangkananaman so taway. Amay linget na pising so sarag tolan panmaliwen ya digo.
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No makapoy so Pangasinan mo, aliwan sika sirin may 75 ya nababaloan dan 108! he!he!he!
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Antam itay gagawaen mo dia ya pantatayak na antokaman, umpawil met lamlamang ed sika. Saratay uusaren mo pa nimet ya libren servers et delikado ed sarilim ya computer ta iyaatol da itay talagan ip na computer ya uusaren mo insan da naani looban. no bilang walaray importante ya aka-atol ed computer mo, naala-dan naala. Sikan mismoy man-expose na linyam ed saray virus ya usar na matatakew. _____ Atan met so i-cut and paste mo ya manlalapo ed facebook act na saray OFW, kaskasian met iramay totoo diman ya agda anta ya itatakatak moy posts da tan arom ya informasyon da. _____ Natan say uusaren mon translator ya apps tapiano anggan anton lenguahe et i-translate to, no maminsan sananey so talos to. Apiger mo aro ta ompano sananey ya agency so makapick-up na posts mo, lalon ombaleg itay problemam ed bilay mo. Antak baleg so problemam, antak met ya aliwa kan taga dia ya baley. Makapoy so Pangasinan ko aro, balet siguradok met ya natalusan da iratay kaibam ya mangagawa ed saya. Sige sirin, sulom yay board ya magano ta dakel niy bisitak ya ilutoan ko kuno na pakbet ti Ilocano kuna da ngarod.
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NAAALIW na nakatingin si Candida sa malaking billboard ni Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo, Man Of The Year. Ang biyudang magandang principal sa public elementary school ay maganda pa sa edad na 55; may katas pa sabi nga. And Candida is thinking aloud, nakatuon pa rin ang tingin sa larawan ng business tycoon na kilalang pilantropo. “Alam mo, Don Pedro good-looking ka gaya ng mister kong si Alberto, sumalangit nawa ang kanyang kaluluwa. Pero lamang ka ng isang paligo kay Alberto ko, mas pogi ka nang konti. “Saka mas maraming-marami kang pera kay Alberto ko, siyempre. Middle-class lang kami, e Pero we where happy laluna kung kasama namin ang unica hija naming si Melanie..” “Mommy?” “Melanie! Ginulat mo naman ako! Nandiyan ka na pala!” Naaliw na nagtataka si Melanie sa ina. “You are talking to the billboard of my idol, Mommy?” “Ha? Naku, hindi, a!” deny to death agad ni Caridad. “Akala mo lang iyon, anak!” Umiling ang dalagang fresh graduate from UP; nagtapos ng business course “But I heard you, narinig pa po kita, Mom. Mas guwapo kay Daddy si Don Pedro, sabi mo!” Nag-blush ang magandang biyuda, nabuking. “E…wala lang, wala akong magawa while waiting for you, e. Bakit ba an’ tagal-tagal mo?” “Nagkuwentuhan po kami ni Generoso a.k.a. Gen. Hayun, nalimutan ko tuloy ang oras.” Apologetic naman si Melanie. KUMAIN ang mag-ina matapos mag-shopping. Tuloy ang kuwentuhan. “Mommy, alam mo bang magka-age kayo ni Don Pedro?” “Really?” May ningning sa mga mata ni Candida. “Pareho rin po kayong available.” “Excuse me?” hindi na-gets ng biyuda. “Ikaw ay widow, si Don Pedro ay old bachelor. Well, not-so-old bachelor. Bagay kayo.” Nasamid si Candida. Pinainom agad ito ng isang basong tubig ni Melanie. “Mommy talaga…ano’ng nakasasamid?” “Langit at Lupa. Black and White. Kape’t Gatas. Ganoon kami ni Don Pedro,” napapailing na salag ni Candida. “East is East and West is West and never shall the twain meet. Melanie naman…” KINABUKASAN ay nagtungo sa pook ng mahihirap si Melanie, nais makita sa personal ang idol niyang si Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo Sinamahan siya ni Candida. THERE they are ang mag-inang Melanie at Candida, parehong maganda, kapwa nasa hanay ng mga taong sasalubong sa Man Of The Year na si Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo. Pero sila ay lutang sa hitsura sa mga katabing tao na walang ayos at siguro’y kulang sa paligo. Mahirap ang buhay sa lugar na dadalawin ni Don Pedro. Bukod sa nakapayong, sina Melanie at Candida ay nakasuot ng sunglasses; pareho ding naka-long sleeve shirts bilang proteksiyon sa init ng araw. Halatang naligaw lang sa bahaging iyon ng mundo ang mag-inang sosyal ang dating. Si Melanie ay puno ng excitement. Unang pagkakataon na makikita niya sa malapitan ang iniidolong business tycoon na isa ring pilantropo. “Kailangan ko talagang makamayan siya at makausap man lang,” sabi ni Melanie sa isipan, sa sarili lamang. Iba naman ang nasa isip ni Candida. Ang magandang biyudang ito na kaedad ni Don Pedro at iginagalang na principal sa elementarya ay lihim na naiinis kay Melanie. “Ano ba ang akala ng anak kong ‘to, si Don Pedro ay diyos na dapat sambahin? Tingnan mo’t nakangiti pa kahit bilad na kami sa araw. An’ sarap dukdukin…” “Mommy, huwag kang sisimangot kahit pawisan na tayo rito, ha? Darating na si Don Pedro, promise.” “Hindi ako sisimangot anak, okay lang.” Sa kabila ng inis ay nakikibagay naman si Candida kay Melanie; dakilang ina kasi, hindi basta mahindian sa ilang kapritso ang nag-iisang anak. HINDI naman nagtagal at dumating na ang sikat na negosyanteng pilantropo. Nagbunyi ang mga nag-aabang na mahihirap, nagsigawan sa tuwa. Nagpalakpakan pa nga. Nakasakay sa executive car si Don Pedro, katabi ang dalawang security men. Kumaway ito sa mga taong nasa gilid ng maalikabok na daan. Saglit pa’y nakalabas na ito ng sasakyan, protektado sa mga tao ng mga alalay. Kumamay ito sa mga tao habang patungo na sa barangay hall. Kabilang sa makikikamay sa business tycoon si Melanie. Ilang dipa pa ang layo ni Don Pedro ay nakalahad na ang kamay ng dalaga. Si Candida ay cool lang, tagahawak ng payong nilang mag-ina. Kinukumbinsi ng magandang biyuda ang sarili na huwag maging excited sa presencia ng kaedad na Man Of The Year. Nang makamayan na ni Don Pedro si Melanie, ang dalaga ay nais na yatang himatayin sa galak. Ipinakilala agad ang sarili. “My name is Melanie, sir, and I want to be part of your business concerns in whatever capacity.” Parang walang narinig si Don Pedro. Nakatutok ang mga mata nito sa katabi ni Melanie kay Candidang biyuda. Nagkatitigan ang dalawang 55-year old. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.... www.abante.com.ph www.abante-tonite.com powered by Custom Search Web .. “KUMUSTA po kayo, madam? Nagpapainit din kayo?” nakangiting bati ni Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo sa magandang biyudang si Candida. Nag-handshake ang dalawang kapwa 55-year old. Pinigil ni Candida ang pagba-blush. Hindi malalaman ng sikat na business tycoon/philanthropist na siya ay kinikilig sa excitement, sa presencia nito. “Actually sinamahan ko lang po ang aking daughter na UP graduate sa business course. Idol niya kayo, Don Pedro.” Naaliw ang bilyonaryo. “Oh, mag-ina pala kayo ng magandang dalagang ito. Of course, magkahawig nga kayo. And I thought mag-ate lang kayo or magkaibigan.” Si Melanie na halos hindi napansin kanina ng don ay nabuhayan ng loob. “Sabi ko ho, sir, my name is Melanie and” “And you just graduated from UP and you want to be a part of my business concerns in whatever capacity possible, tama?” Si Don Pedro na ang nagtuloy sa dapat sabihin ni Melanie; namemorize pala agad nito ang lahat ng ihinayag ng dalaga. “Sakto pong tama, sir! Magiging asset po ako ng corporation ninyo kapag ako’y inyong na-hire!” Binulungan ng sekretarya ang don. “Sir, dapat na po kayong nasa barangay hall for the turn-over ceremony.” “Oh yes, of course. Tara na.” Lumakad nang mabilis ang don. Napatanga si Melanie. Hindi pala siya papansinin nito sa kanyang wish? Hindi man lang siya inanyayahang mag-apply ng trabaho? “Sandali pala, Melay, may nalimutan ako,” biglang sabi ng don sa kalihim na may smiling face at bilugang katawan, misis na. Babalikan pala si Candida. “Puwede bang malaman ang landline mo at address, Candida? A calling card will do.” Napatanga si Candida. Si Melanie ay hindi makapaniwala. Para namang namadyik si Candida, tila robot na dumukot sa handbag ng calling card. Awtomatikong ibinigay iyon sa bilyonaryong pilantropo. Lalong namangha ang mag-ina dahil nagbigay din ng business card ang don. Pinirmahan pa. “Show it to the guard and he will let you in, Candida. Nice meeting you.” “Thank you po,” nagba-blush na sabi ni Candida. “God bless you, sir,” pahabol ni Melanie, kinalimutan na ang hinanakit sa idolong tycoon. Tinanaw niya ito habang papasok na sa barangay hall. Doon pormal na mamimigay ng biyaya sa mahihirap ang bilyonaryo. SAKAY ng kanilang kotse at pauwi na ang mag-ina ay hindi pa rin matapus-tapos ang usapan tungkol sa nangyari. “Nagka-crush sa iyo si Don Pedro, Mommy! Wow!” “Melanie, nais lang sigurong makipagkaibigan ni Don Pedro sa isang simpleng tao. Nakita sigurong no-nonsense woman ako…:” HINDI pa rin makapaniwala si Melanie na nagbigay ng calling card sa mommy niyang si Candida ang business tycoon na si Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo. “Imagine, Mommy, ikaw ang pinansin sa halip na ako! May crush talaga sa iyo ang idol ko!” Nakangiting nagkibit-balikat ang magandang biyuda. “Maniwala ka, anak…sa dami ng kanyang pinagkakaabalahan, ni hindi na niya maaalalang may mag-inang kumamay sa kanya kanina. Wala siyang nakilalang Candida at Melanie.” “Mommy, huwag ka bang nega, dapat lagi tayong positive sa ating pananaw. Para malapit ang suwerte…” “Whatever, anak. Pero alam mo, mga katipo ng daddy mong si Alberto ang naa-attract sa akin. Do you agree?” “Siguro po, whatever din. I agree na magkatulad ng personalidad si Dad at si Don Pedro Marquez. Pero come to think of it, ikaw pala ang naa-attract sa mga katipo ng daddy ko.” “Excuse me, hindi po ako attracted sa idol mong tycoon,” deny-to-death agad ni Candida. Sa isip na lang hinimay ang katotohanan. “Konting attraction lang naman. I must admit that I like him…a little.” SA ISA pang panig ng mundo, ang binatang si Enrico ay buhay na buhay sa kanyang passion. Fast cars. Lulan siya ng bagumbago niyang sports car at humaharurot sa kahabaan ng highway somewhere in Batangas. Pauwi na si Enrico sa Manila kung saan sila nakabase ng mommy niya. Bruuuummmm. Mayabang ang ingay ng tambutso ng kanyang kotse. Napapatingin sa kanya ang mga tao; ang ilan ay humahanga, naiinggit. Mas marami ang nayayabangan, habol siya ng matalim na tingin. May muntik na siyang masagasaan sa isang blind corner, patawid na kalabaw na lulan ang pastol. Tuloy-tuloy lang ang binata habang putlang-putla ang pastol. SA MANILA, si Melanie ay hiniram ang kotse ng ina. “Mommy, magwa-WiFi po ako sa mall. Hapon na ang balik ko.” “Okay, anak. Ingat sa driving, ha? Lalamigan ang ulo, magpapasensiya,” paalala ni Candida, alam na mainitin ang ulo ng dalaga kapag may mga tarantado sa daan. Suwabe nang nag-drive si Melanie. Cool na cool habang patungo na sa mall with her laptop. Mula sa Batangas, nasa Manila na rin si Enrico. Tuloy pa rin sa mayabang na pagpapatakbo ng sports car. Walang kaalam-alam sina Melanie at Enrico na ang kanilang mga landas ay magtatagpo. They will meet by accident, literally. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.... www.abante.com.ph www.abante-tonite.com powered by Custom Search Web .. TAKDANG magkatagpo ang landas nina Melanie at Enrico. They will meet by accident, literally. Si Melanie habang nagda-drive ay nakikinig sa mellow music over her car radio. Paborito niya ang awitin kaya sumasabay pa. “It’s still the same old story…a fight for love and glory…a case of do or die…the world will always welcome lovers…as time goes by…” Sumasalit din sa diwa ni Melanie ang posibilidad na magkakakilala nang husto ang idol niyang business tycoon at ang magandang mommy niyang biyuda. “At ako’y biglang magiging malapit na rin kay Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo! Wow!” She is thinking aloud now. Sa oras na ito, nasa kahabaan na ng Edsa si Enrico mula sa Batangas. Kaydami nitong nilusutang sasakyan sakay ng sports car. Andap kay Enrico ang ilang traffic enforcers, nagbubulag-bulagan na lang sa minor violations nito; alam na ang ganitong klase ng tao ay mayaman at maimpluwensiya. Si Melanie ay biglang nagmenor dahil naalalang kailangan niyang kumanan patungong mall. Braaanngg. Ingay-tunog ito ng hulihan ng kotse na nabundol ng kasunod na kotse. Si Melanie ang nabundol at si Enrico ang nakabundol Namula sa galit si Melanie, ihininto agad ang sasakyan. Gigil namang nakatigil si Enrico sa hulihan. Sabay pa silang lumabas para tingnan ang damage, parehong hindi maipinta ang mukha. Naninghal agad si Enrico, nakapamaywang. “Shit, lady! Look what you’ve done to my car!” “Gago! Ako ang dapat magdayalog niyan! Na-damage mo ang kotse ng mommy ko!” taray ni Melanie, gigil na gigil sa aroganteng binata. Honk-honk-honk. Pid-pid-piiiddd. Nagbubusinahan ang mga kasunod na motorists. Nakaharang kasi sa daan ang dalawang nagkabundulan. Kumbakit nagkataong walang traffic enforcers sa gawing iyon. Iiling-iling si Enrico. “Hindi ka dapat nagda-drive sa highway, miss! Mali na bigla ka na lang liliko, wala pang signal!” “Tse! Hintayin natin ang imbestigador para malaman mong hindi ka dapat nagte-tail gate! Dikit kang masyado kaya mo ako nabunggo!” salag ni Melanie. “At hindi puwede sa akin ang arrogance mo!” Tumingin sa orasan si Enrico, may dinukot sa bulsa. “Shit, I’m gonna miss my date because of your incompetent driving! Heto ang card ko, magreklamo ka kung gusto mo!” Bruuummm. Hindi na nahintay ni Enrico ang enforcer, humagibis na itong palayo. Naiwan si Melanie na hawak ang calling card ng binata, namumula pa rin sa galit. WALA na ang binatang nakabunggo sa hulihan ng kotse ni Melanie nang dumating ang traffic officer. “Nabundol ka sa likuran at binayaan mong makaalis ang nakabundol sa kotse mo, miss?” napapailing na tanong ng alagad ng batas. “Hindi ko pinaalis, umalis basta, officer! Napakabastos at arogante ng taong ‘yon!” High blood ang dalaga, nais na yatang pumatay sa galit. Cool lang ang traffic enforcer. “Nakuha mo ang plate number, miss?” “Hindi po, na-consume ako ng galit.” “Anak ng tokneneng, paano natin hahabulin ang taong ‘yon?” “Nag-iwan ng calling card, kung gusto ko raw magreklamo…” Tiningnan ng enforcer ang mukha ni Melanie, tila pinag-aaralan ang kalooban ng dalaga. “Magrereklamo ka ba?” “Siyempre, officer, magrereklamo ako! Tanong ba naman ‘yan?” Tinaliman siya ng tingin ng enforcer. “Stick to the issue at hand, miss. No negative side remarks. Madali akong mapikon.” Napabuntunghininga si Melanie. “Sorry po, boss.” “Anong ‘boss’? Mukha ba akong lider ng mga sanggano at bino-boss mo ako? Da politically correct word is ‘officer’.” Tumahimik na lang si Melanie. This is not her day, naunawaan niya. “Ganito ang magagawa mo, miss, base dito sa card ng umatraso sa kotse mo. Susugurin mo ito sa address, magreklamo ka na bayaran ka ng damages. That is kung hindi peke ang ngalan at address na ibinigay niya sa iyo. Good luck and more power! Now go-go-go at nakaaabala ka na ng trapiko!” napakahabang sabi ng enforcer na kagalang-galang naman kahit malaki ang tiyan at may bigote. HINDI makapaniwala si Candida sa report ng dalagang anak. “N-nabangga sa hulihan ang kotse ko at tinakbuhan ka ng nakabangga?” “Yes, Mommy…” sagot ni Melanie, pagkabait-bait ng anyo, hindi masabi sa ina na siya ay biglang lumiko nang walang signal kaya nabundol sa hulihan. “At ang hawak mo ay isang calling card ng supposedly ay naka-damage sa kotse ko, tama?” “Yes, Mommy. Pero susugurin ko po itong bastos na aroganteng lalaking ‘to, promise!” “Paano kung mapikon at reypin ka, Melanie? May lason pa naman ang bibig mo kapag galit ka.” SI ENRICO, ang lalaking nakabundol sa kotse ni Candida, ay umabot naman sa ‘important appointment’ kuno. “Sandra, you are the best…” bulong ni Enrico. Nasa malapad na kama si Enrico at ang magandang babaing Sandra ang ngalan. Gumagawa sila ng kasalanang mortal. Just like that. Nalimutan na yata ang Diyos. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10.... www.abante.com.ph www.abante-tonite.com powered by Custom Search Web ..
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Date: Thursday, December 29, 2011
BAGONG GRADUATE ng business course sa UP si Melanie at excited siyang pinanonood nang paulit-ulit sa DVD ang video ng graduation rites. Katabi niya ang best friend niyang bading, si Generoso a.k..a. Gen, habang walang tigil sa pagnguya ng popcorn at shrimp chicharon. “Melanie, dahling, pangsampu na ‘yang rewind. Hindi ka pa ba nagsasawa?” “Gen, napansin mo naman siguro kung kanino ako masyadong interesado. Hindi po sa aking mga eksena sa video…” “Oo na, dahling…nakatutok lang ang pansin at hininga mo sa para sa iyo ay pinakadakilang tao sa mundo! “A honcho specifically sino pa nga ba kundi ang idol mong tycoon none other than…” Ibinitin pa ng bading. Nag-fanfare pa nga. Tan-tara-raaann! “Ladies and gentlemen, presenting Melanie’s idol par excellance Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo!” Napabungisngis si Melanie. “Ang OA mo talaga, Gen!” “Kasi nama’y OA ka na yata sa paghanga kay Lolo Peter!” Nakangiting sumalag si Melanie. “Generoso, paano ba naman ako hindi hahanga nang husto kay Don Pedro ay siya talaga ang dapat huwaran ng kalalakihan? Para namang hindi mo alam na siya ay ” “Alam ko na, ‘day! Si Don Pedro ay napakabait na business tycoon, sangkatutak ang natutulungang mahihirap, pawang customer-friendly ang mga negosyo, kabikabila ang civic projects murang pabahay, tumutulong sa mga OFWs, sa farmers, sa mga mangingisda, sa students etsetera! “In short, ang idol mong tycoon na si Lolo Perer ay ” “Ay ano, Generoso?” “Isang living saint! Walang butas ang puwet!” Kaylakas ng tawa ni Melanie, aliw na aliw sa huling sinabi ng kaibigang bading. Inulit ni Melanie sa video ang portion ng talumpati ni Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo. “Walang imposible sa taong determinadong magtagumpay. Only quitters fail! Success belongs to the insistent achievers!” “Yes! Yesss!” pumapalakpak pang sabi ni Melanie, patungkol sa speech ng idolo. Tumaas ang kilay ni Generoso. “With all due respect, Melanie, palagay ko’y tabingi ang huling sentence ni Lolo Peter. ‘Yung ‘Success belongs to the insistent achievers’. Ang tagumpay daw ay para sa mga taong makukulit na maraming nagagawa, E paano kung malas…?” Nasa ibang lupalop ang isip ni Melanie. “Pupunta sa Payatas si Don Pedro bukas. Kailangan ko siyang makilala nang personal.” ANG isipan ni Melanie ay nasa idolong business tycoon, wala sa sinasabi ng bading na kaibigan. “Pupunta bukas sa Payatas si Don Pedro, pagkakataon ko nang makilala siya nang personal…” Ito ang nasa isip ng magandang dalagang bagong graduate ng business course sa UP. “Hoy, Melanie, para akong tangang pumupuna sa idol mo e nasa ibang daigdig ka pala!” mataray na sabi ng bading na gaya ni Melanie ay anak-maykaya, middle-class. “Ha? Ano ‘ka mo, Generoso?” “Gen. Call me Gen.” “Oo na, Gen kung Gen. What is it?” “Never mind. Basta OA na ang paghanga mo sa Don Pedro na ‘yan, ha? Naiimbiyerna na ako, promise.” Umingos ang bading. “Pero bakit nga kaya hindi siya nag-asawa? Puwede pa naman siya at his age ngayon, di ba, Gen?” Kinilabutan ang bading. “Naku, ha, Melanie…kung pinapangarap mong mapangasawa si Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo na 55-year old, don’t even think about it! Lolo mo na ‘yon, ‘no?” “Tatay, hindi lolo. Kaedad lang siya ng mommy ko…” “Tatay, lolo, what’s the difference? Melanie, ikaw ay 22 years old lang, maghanap ka ng kaedad mo.” “Hindi ko naman sinabing nais kong mapangasawa si Don Pedro, Gen. Mas tamang sabihin na gusto ko siyang maging ama daddy, papa, itay, tatay…” “Gaga, hindi ideal father ‘yon dahil hindi naranasang maging ama, walang alam sa fatherhood, walang anak. Kita mo’t nagpakatandang binata.” Napatingin sa orasang-pambisig si Melanie, biglang nataranta. “Oh my gulay, late na ako sa date namin ni Mommy! Naghihintay na ‘yon sa meeting place namin sa Eastwood!” NAGHIHINTAY na nga kay Melanie ang mommy niya si Candida na principal sa public elementary school. Sa gulang na 55 ay maganda pa rin si Candida, mahinhin, kagalang-galang. Biyuda na siya sa nagdaang pitong taon. “Alberto, wala pa ang anak natin as usual. Hindi talaga marunong sumunod sa oras si Melanie, ano ba ‘yan?” Kinakausap ni Candida ang yumaong mister. Mahal na mahal pa rin niya si Alberto na ama ni Melanie. Napabuntunghininga ang magandang biyuda. Sa totoo lang ay nami-miss niya ang mister na yumao. “You are irreplaceable, Alberto…sana ay hindi ka pa kinuha ni Lord. Kahit mahal na mahal ko ang anak nating si Melanie, may bahagi ng puso ko na naghahanap sa iyo…” Di-sinasadyang napatanaw siya sa bagong kabit na billboard sa di-kalayuan. Nakita at nabasa niya ang nakalagay. Don Pedro Marquez de Golfo Man Of The Year.
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Remote Name: 74.63.86.221
Date: Thursday, December 29, 2011
kē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita yadikēna kēna kē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita yadi tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana... Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Śubha baṛadina! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka. Kōna samasyā nē'i, hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē,, ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti/ bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa, ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ śabda saṅgē/ Śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā bowed; / "Pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa Janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē Balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana Ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra Paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra , Bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya Sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana Balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā praśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, Bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji . Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra ēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra Khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktiyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchēkē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra Anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita yadi tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa Pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi Ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana... Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini ! Tini! Śubha baṛadina! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra Ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī Nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka . Kōna samasyā nē'i, hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē, , Ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita Habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā Chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē Pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti/ bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira Gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa, ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ Kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ śabda saṅgē/ śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā Āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā bowed; / "pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, Kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki Chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra, bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa Nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō Cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā Hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā praśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji. Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra ēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktiyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchē tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana... Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Śubha baṛadina! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka. Kōna samasyā nē'i, hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē,, ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti/ bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa, ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ śabda saṅgē/ Śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā bowed; / "Pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa Janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē Balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana Ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra Paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra , Bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya Sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana Balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā praśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, Bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji . Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra ēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra Khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktikēna kē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita yadi tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē Parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi Āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala Āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana... Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Śubha baṛadina! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta Nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī Nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā Sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka. Kōna samasyā nē'i, hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, Ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē,, ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini ! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana Āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē Dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra Ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti/ bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / Biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa, ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ śabda saṅgē/ śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla- Habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā bowed; / "pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "Ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra Saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki Chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra, bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa Nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō Cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā Hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā praśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji. Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra ēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēkēna kē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita yadi tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana... Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Śubha baṛadina! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka. Kōna samasyā nē'i, hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē,, ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti/ bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa, ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ śabda saṅgē/ Śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā bowed; / "Pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa Janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē Balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana Ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra Paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra , Bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya Sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana Balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā praśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, Bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji . Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra kēna kē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita Yadi tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi Ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa Kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana... Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Śubha baṛadina ! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē Br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra Yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka. Kōna samasyā nē'i, Hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē,, ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra Pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika Byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē Nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda Br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti/ bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla- Habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa, ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ Śabda saṅgē/ śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā Bowed; / "pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma Doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki Chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra, bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa Nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō Cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā Hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā praśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji. Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra ēkēna kē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita yadi tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana... Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Śubha baṛadina! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka. Kōna samasyā nē'i, hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē,, ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti/ bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa, ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ śabda saṅgē/ Śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā bowed; / "Pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa Janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē Balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana Ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra Paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra , Bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya Sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana Balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā prakēna kē'u phala haẏēchē khā'ōẏāra kintu lāla anśa rēkhē, ēbaṁ śudhumātra bā'irēra anśa grahaṇa. Āmi niścita yadi tini myānilā yud'dha mācha, ēkaṭi janapriẏa khēlāra pratiyōgitā karē jitēchē parē nā. Adhikānśa mānuṣa bartamānē ki mārakāṭa mācha Samparkē saba jāni. Tām̐ra ṭēliphōna nambara śata mēmari laka karāra nāma ēbaṁ tārikha manē rākhā sambhaba. Phalē tākē dōṣārōpa karā kōnō pramāṇa pā'ōẏā yābē. Tini ēkaṭi ispāta phām̐da mana nā pēẏēchilāma. Kichu ēkhānē, pōsṭa ēbaṁ yadi āpani ēṭi thēkē pathabhraṣṭa karāra ghaṭēchē, tini māsa Bā bachara parē āpani manē kariẏē dēẏā habē. Tārā syānṭāklaja Sta bārabārā hisēbē ēkaṭi nīla syuṭa tākē bibēcanā karā. Āmi icchā āmi ēkaṭā parāmarśadātā yakhana āmi āpa kramabardhamāna.... Āmi haẏēchē yātē saphala hata nā saphala āpanāra tattba yē pratyēka mānuṣēra pichanē ēkajana.. . Bhittika chila tākē, .. Ēbaṁ tini yē sāphalya niẏē chila śata guṇa guna. Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Tini! Śubha baṛadina! Bārtā āpani hacchē manthara ēbaṁ sucintita, kintu nā masr̥ṇa druta nā dbārā ēṭā karatē pārēna. Khuba kalpita pradarśita Habē. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Āṅkēla kilōbā'iṭa dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āpanāra adhikāra pādadēśa pāka ēbaṁ āpanāra ḍāna hāta diẏē bāmābartē thēkē br̥tta ki karatē pāri? Thēkē: Timēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra bārtā āmi yē mahilādēra Mālṭi ullēkhayōgya śaẏanakāla samaẏa kāryakalāpa bhāla pratyāẏana pārēna. Tini-tini-tini. Thēkē: Ēma ōẏāṭa imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma: Bārtā āpani yādēra yārā biśbāsa karē yē ēṭā mastiṣkēra pr̥thaka yugapata kājagulō ubhaẏa nā karā sahaja, ēkhānē ēkaṭi sahaja parāmarśa. Sājā yē Āpanāra ḍāna hātē ēkaṭā pēnsila dhāraṇa tārapara thēkē dakṣiṇābartī ēkaṭi br̥tta ām̐kāra cēṣṭā. Ēka'i samaẏē karā bāma pādadēśa ēka'i br̥tta, ām̐kā pāka. Kōna samasyā nē'i, hām̐? Ēkhana br̥tta counterclock anuyāẏī ām̐kā, bāma pādadēśa karā, ēkhanō kōna samasyā? Ēka'i ḍāna hāta ēkhana'ō br̥tta Dakṣiṇābartī ām̐kāra saṅgē ēkhana ṭhika āchē, adhikāra pādadēśa karā ēkaṭi br̥tta dakṣiṇābartī aṅkana ēka'i gati nā. Ēka'i ḍāna hāta gatira sāthē,, ēkaṭi br̥tta bāmābartē adhikāra pādadēśa karā ām̐kā, ēṭi āpani karatē pārēna? Tini tini tini! Thēkē bārtā thēkē: Imēla: Bārtā sarbādhika Āmērikāna kabidēra kichu ēra madhyē astitba. Sēguli hala ēḍagāra ayālāna yāra ḍārka sā'iḍa yadi'ō upara lēkhā ēkaṭi, rālapha, yini hisābē praśansita habē jhōm̐ka an'ya gaṭhita sāmājika byaktisbātantrya, ēbaṁ prabhābita ājakēra rājanaitika anēka, ēbaṁ ēkaṭi sabā'i sacētana āmāra priẏa ēra haẏa hēnari yāra mānuṣēra utkarṣa prāẏa Bēśirabhāga chila. Ēṭā sē dāsatba nimnalikhita rada udayāpana kabitā lēkhēna nā balēna ēbaṁ ēkhana'ō, an'yadēra balē tāra bhālabāsēna ēra khinna rāṣṭra smr̥tirakṣā chila upara sarānō sāhasa khum̐jē nā haẏa. Tini tāra prathama strī hāriẏē yakhana tini agni thēkē dbitīẏa strī thēkē ēkaṭi garbhapāta ēbaṁ jaṭilatā chila. Tākē bahana karē tāra mr̥tyura, tini tām̐ra nijēra śarīrēra saṅgē śikhā ēra tām̐ra dbitīẏa strī sanrakṣaṇa karāra jan'ya. Parē tini kamēḍi thēkē pramāṇita ēbaṁ dāntē kāja anubāda br̥hattama abadānakārī. Hēnari dbārā"baṛadina ghanṭādhbani" "āmi baṛadinēra ghanṭādhbani śōnā/ tādēra purōnō paricita pr̥thibītē śāntira punarābr̥tti / Bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ cintā kibhābē, yēmana dina āsē/ saba khrīṣṭāna ēra/ barābara ghūrṇita āgē chila/ āsta pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/ puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Paryanta, dhbanita, tāra pathē gā'ōẏā, / biśbēra rāta thēkē ābartita dina, / ēkaṭi bhaẏēsa , Ēkaṭi/ aikatāna mahimānbita/ śānti ēkaṭi pr̥thibītē bhajana, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!______ Tārapara thēkē pratiṭi kālō abhiśapta mukha/ kāmāna dakṣiṇa madhyē/ ēbaṁ śabda saṅgē/ śāntira/ ḍubā upara māṭi, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē!_____ Ēṭā chila hisēbē yadi ēkaṭi bhūmikampa Bhāṛā/ ēkaṭi mahādēśa ākhā-pāthara, / ēbaṁ parityakta/ paribārē janma/ pr̥thibītē śāntira, puruṣadēra bhāla-karabē ēbaṁ hatāśā āmi!_____ Āmāra māthā bowed; / "pr̥thibītē kōna śānti nē'i," āmi, / "ghr̥ṇā haẏa dr̥ṛha, / ēbaṁ mocks Pr̥thibītē śāntira gāna/, tārapara ghanṭādhbani āra'ō aṭṭa puruṣadēra bhāla-habē ēbaṁ!"_____ Gabhīra: / "! Īśbara, kimbā mr̥ta naẏa tini ghuma doth/ bhula byartha karabō, / rā'iṭa bōjhāna, / pr̥thibīra saṅgē śānti, puruṣadēra bhāla-habē" __________ Sakalēra jan'ya nirāpada bhramanēra yadi āmarā kēbala śuru ābāra pārēna, āmarā sbīkāra yē kichu'i abaśēṣa hisēbē chila. Ēkhānē āmādēra punarāẏa janma āhlādita udayāpana karāra jan'ya nā, āmāra bāṛitē khum̐jēchēna, śubha baṛadina. Thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Bi'ēnapi dūrabartī nāma: Tārikha: Br̥haspatibāra, bārtā āmi ēkhana'ō yakhana āmi taruṇa manē ēbaṁ āmi āmākē saṅgē ghusāghusi āmāra bhā'i jbālātana cēṣṭā yēmana taruṇa baẏasē ēmanaki tini āmākē balēna yē āmi ēkaṭā mēẏē hatē bhāgyabāna an'yathāẏa, tini āmākē dēkhātē habē ki Chēlēdēra haẏa śārīrikabhābē sakṣama. Āmi sabasamaẏa parē āmāra bhā'iẏēra mata āmāra śēṣa ēkaṭā subhadra baluna ēbaṁ kōna byāpāra kataṭā daihika āmāra mēẏēra thēkē pāẏa laṛā'i kakhana'i ucita. Āmi tā'i khuśi yakhana tāra bāndhabī yēmana ēkaṭi nikhum̐ta sajjana ut'thāpana jan'ya āmākē dhan'yabāda jānāna. Durbhāgyabasata, ē'i sādhāraṇa upalabdhi yē mahilā/ mēẏē hisēbē śārīrikabhābē puruṣa hisābē dr̥ṛha haẏa nā hacchē bhulakramē āmādēra mānasika bā baud'dhika kṣamatā praẏōga, yēmana mahilādēra ē'i bhrānta mūlyāẏana dbārā prabhābita śudhumātra nā kṣati, kintu, sampradāẏa ō tādēra paribāra ēbaṁ ēmanaki tādēra dēśa. Hilāri klinaṭana, nārī ō mēẏēdēra jan'ya sabacēẏē dr̥śyamāna ō śaktiśālī ukila, pariśēṣē āchē nētā (kōrsēra adhikānśa'i puruṣadēra) jan'ya ēkaṭi upāẏa tādēra manōyōga lābha pā'ōẏā gēchē. Baraṁ biśbēra kichu naitika balātkāra hisābē anśē mahilā ēbaṁ mēẏēdēra an'yāẏa cikitsā kaliṁ ēra, bartamānē tini bhāla pramāṇita dēśa yē anēka karēchi upara bhitti karē ḍāṭā arthanaitikabhābē mahilādēra tulanāẏa mahilādēra kṣamatāẏana tādēra yārā musalima dēśa sabacēẏē mata gōpanakr̥ta biśbēra. Cīna thēkē jāpāna yēkhānē samprati paryanta kōna nārī karpōrēṭa biśbēra yē prabādatulya glāsa siliṁ ēbaṁ ēkhana birati uccābhilāṣī pārēna tulanāẏa tādēra mahilādēra sambhābya sbīkāra adhikānśa pragatiśīla ēka, āmarā jāni kēna arthanītira paribartē ē'i duṭi dēśa biparīta śēṣa haẏa barṇālī ēkhana. Sutarāṁ, āmi āpanāra sāthē ābad'dha sampūrṇarūpē ēṭā apamānajanaka ēkaṭā paṛā adhikārī kōnō mahilā yakhana sē dāẏēra karā saba puruṣa balē, "tini mānuṣēra mata manē" athabā āpani yēmana balē, tāra sāthē, śudhu sē ēkajana mahilā ki"nā tarka thākē. Sambhabata yē kēna sabasamaẏa Nārī puruṣa śēṣē kōna yukti prāẏa sabasamaẏa āmādēra sakṣamatā abamūlyāẏana jaẏa, āpani ki? Manē ēṭi baijñānikabhābē'ō haẏēchē pramāṇita (kintu haẏatō āmākē bhula pramāṇa karatē pārabēna) yē nārī jībanēra ubhaẏa byabahāra tādēra mastiṣka ēkayōgē tā'i haẏa, mālṭi bhāla ēbaṁ āmarā ārō bēśi prāṇōcchala ēbaṁ jībana ō Cyālēñja hyānḍēla bhāla karatē pārē sējan'ya āmarā lā'ibha lambā tulanāẏa puruṣa? Kōna sukhē gr̥hī ki tādēra bibāha gōpana haẏa, jijñāsā ēbaṁ prāẏa sabasamaẏa tārā balē"āpanāra strī śunā," tā'i haẏata mahilādēra sāphalya bā sukha riẏēla gōpana jānēna? Bārtā duryōga sarbatra hiṭa ēbaṁ yakhana ēṭā Hōma hiṭa, byāthā bhāra. Abadānasamūhēra āmādēra sabacēẏē gurutbapūrṇabhābē āmādēra prārthanā praẏōjana. Thēkē: Tārikha: Budhabāra, ḍisēmbara bārtā āpani yadi tarka karā ṭhika nā, nibad'dha thākā ēbaṁ kāndā aṭṭa, puruṣa ō mahilādēra jan'ya samabhābē saṅgatipūrṇa thākabāra." Āmāra yē cintā karā yāka.... Māsa.. Yāka māsa thēkē: Imēla: Thēkē: Dūrabartī nāma:Tārikha: Budhabāra, bārtā kē'u āpanāra samasyā praśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji. Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra ēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktiyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchēśāsanika sparśa tā'i, āmākē ēbaṁ yāka sakalēra āghāta tālikāẏa hacchē jhum̐ki, ābāra rāna! Āmākē ēkaṭi sādhāraṇa ghōṣaṇāra yē kōnō āsanna ārgumēnṭa ē'i śudhumātra ālōcanāra abarōdha madhyē mithyā, anuṣaṅgē nā thēkē nē'ōẏā saṅgē ē'i ālōcanā, bhūmikā ēbaṁ spaṣṭabhābē atīta bā bartamāna ghaṭanāra saṅgē nā kichu nā. "Tāra sāthē tarka karabēna nā, sē ēkaṭā mēẏē" bā"ēṭā ēkaṭā mahilāra padagarba prati mana paribartana," phirē sēṭa kaẏēka prajanmēra mahilādēra bud'dhimattā. Ēṭā br̥hattama pulisa ā'uṭa mānuṣēra ābiṣkāra, āmi bāji. Hehehe! Āmi ēkaṭā yukti dēkhāna ēbaṁ nijēkē jan'ya sid'dhānta yadi śārīrika ēbaṁ mānasika ṭōla āmāra kharaca karaba mūlya nā. Naitika bādhyabādhakatāra saṅgē nā haẏēchē. Āmāra naitika bādhyabādhakatā āmāra ēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktiyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktiyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchē'ēkā īśbarēra saṅgē mithyā. Āmi ārgumēnṭa ē ki kōnō kichu karā jitēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktiyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchēchē bā hāriẏē thēkē, āmāra khēlā habē nā nā tākāna. Āmi ēkaṭi bindu ēbaṁ āśā karā hatē śunēchēna ēbaṁ bōjhā thēkē tarka. Āmi yuktiyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchēyuktabhābē ēbantarka kibhābē biniẏōga āmi kakhanō upara nirbhara karatē pārē nā. Bēśī ābēga spilasa ā'uṭa, baṛa hacchēBengali - detected to Ukrainian translationUkrainianEnglishSpanish Чому ніхто не поїсти, але червона частина плоду, і тільки зовнішню частину. Я не впевнений, чому деякі фрукти yadikena були частиною їжі, але в червоному, і тільки зовнішню частину. Я не впевнений, якщо Маніла боротьбу риби, популярному конкурсі та виграла гру, а не після. Більшість людей тепер знають, що всі війни, про рибу. Його номер телефону прив'язаний до пам'яті сотень можливих імен і дат, щоб пам'ятати. Доказ можна знайти в будь-якому з винен. У нього є розум стали пасткою. Деякі тут, залишених, і якщо вам трапиться збитися з нього, він буде через місяці або роки, ви нагадаєте мені. Вони мають синій костюм, як він вважався Санта Клаус Санта-Барбарі. Хотів би я був радником, коли я був маленьким .... Я б не були успішними, настільки успішним, що кожна людина за вашою теорії ... За його словами, .. І він був сто разів, що успіх рази. Він! Він! Він! Він! Він! З Різдвом Христовим! Повідомлення, ви повільно і навмисного, але не на літаку, ви можете не швидко. З'являється дуже оригінально. С: E-mail: From: Дядя КБ Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення і правою ногою за годинниковою стрілкою і проти годинникової стрілки від коло правою рукою, що я можу зробити? С: Т Електронна пошта: From: Remote Name: Date: повідомлення, я можу засвідчити, що гарні жінки кілька важливих сном під час операції. Він - він - він. З: М-W Електронна пошта: From: ім'я віддаленого, повідомлення, яке ви хочете, щоб люди, які вважають, що мозок не так легко розділити два одночасних завдань, є просте пропозицію. Уявіть, що ваша права рука тримає олівець і спробуйте намалювати коло за годинниковою стрілкою. У той же час ліву ногу в тому ж колі, малювати за годинниковою стрілкою. Це не проблема, так? Тепер намалюйте коло проти годинникової мудрий, ліву ногу, як і раніше проблеми? Намалювавши коло за годинниковою стрілкою з правого боку, як і раніше існує зараз, прямо біля підніжжя малювання кола за годинниковою стрілкою і з тією ж швидкістю. У той же швидкістю, з правої руки, правої ноги, щоб намалювати коло проти годинникової стрілки, ви можете це зробити? Він хе-хе! З повідомлення: Email: Повідомлення для існування деяких з більшості американських поетів. Едгар Аллан написав на темну сторону, навіть якщо вони знаходяться на, Ральф, який буде оцінили як тенденцію інші соціальні пристойності, і вплинули багато з сьогоднішньої політиці, і мій фаворит один все знають гідності більшість з яких був Генрі. Він писав, що рабство не було скасування святкування поезії, і тим не менш, інші говорять, що це була його любов до сумних станом розуму не переміщається на фронт. Він втратив свою першу дружину, коли він був при владі від другої дружини, щоб аборти й ускладнення. Він був доведений до своєї смерті, він був з вогнем власним тілом, щоб врятувати його другою дружиною. Потім він звернувся до комедії, і роботи Данте є найбільшим вкладником. Генрі на "Різдвяні дзвони", "Я чую різдвяний дзвони / Вони повторюють старі знайомі миру в усьому світі / любов - і думати про те, як це / все християнин / була коли-небудь випаде раніше / реальний мир у всьому світі пісня / як чоловіки, так - буде !_____ Поки, мелодій, спів на своєму шляху, / ніч перетворилася на день, / голос / гармонія честі / в світ спокою і відданості, як чоловіки, так - буде !______ те прокляте до особи кожної з чорного / пістолета в між / і слова з / Світ / не на землі, як чоловіки, так - ніби землетрус орендна плата буде !_____ / основний печі - камінь, / і попередніх поколінь / сім'ї, народження / землі мир, добрі люди - і розчаруванням я !_____ голову схилив; / "Мир на землі, немає", я, / "ненависть сильна, / і висміює мир у всьому світі пісня /, то дзвони гучніший і чоловіків, а також - і !"_____ глибокий: /"; Бог, він не пішов спати відкрилося / не виходять з ладу, / вправо переважають, / світ зі світом, і для чоловіків - бути "безпечними __________ подорожей для всіх, якщо ми можемо просто почати все заново, ми визнаємо, що вона залишається, як це було Тут ми повторно. Щоб відсвяткувати радісне народження, і мій будинок, твоя, З Різдвом С:. електронної пошти-судно Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення мені, і я все ще пам'ятаю, коли я був молодий, я боксував з моїм братом намагається спровокувати такому юному віці, навіть в Я щасливиця Треба сказати, що в іншому випадку, він покаже мені, що хлопчики фізично в змозі. Я завжди питаю пана мого брата, як мій останній, і не важливо, скільки фізичних і боротися, щоб ніколи не бути моєю дочкою. Я такий щасливий, як тоді, коли подруга його Дякуємо за підвищення мене джентльмен. На жаль, загальна думка, що жінки / дівчата не так фізично сильні, як чоловіки, помилково стосовно нашої психічними чи розумовими здібностями, наприклад, жінки не тільки під впливом помилкової оцінки збитку, але, спільноти та їх сім'ї і навіть свою країну. Хіларі Клінтон, найбільш помітним і могутнім прихильником для жінок і дівчаток, нарешті щось є лідер (з Звісно, більшість чоловіків), знайшли спосіб завоювати їхню увагу. моральне обурення, як деякі частини несправедливе ставлення у світі жінок і дівчаток виклику , зараз він достатньо доказів, що багато країн в своєму розпорядженні даних про економічних прав та можливостей жінок порівняно з жінками в мусульманських країнах, які придушуються в більшості країн світу. Китаю до Японії, де до недавнього часу, що горезвісний скляна стеля для жінок в корпоративному світі, і тепер ви можете розбити, амбітні жінки, у порівнянні з їх потенційними визнаючи найбільш прогресивною, ми не знаємо, чому цих двох країн в економічній, а не на протилежному кінці спектра зараз. Тому я цілком упевнений, що вона буде сваритися чоловіки і жінки, коли вона чує все це, "він, здається, подобається це", або ви, наприклад, що з того, тільки те, що жінка "не розгляд. Можливо, саме тому завжди є аргумент про жінок і чоловіків завжди недооцінювати наші можливості все ж, чи не так? Я думаю, що це було науково доведено (але, можливо, ви можете довести мене неправильно), що жінки використовують обидві сторони їх мозок відразу, тому, кількома добре, і ми більш еластичні і краще справлятися з проблемами життя і чому ми живемо довше, ніж чоловіки? У чому секрет їхнього шлюбу, щасливо одружений чоловік, і майже завжди вони будуть просити "послухати вашу дружину", з тим щоб жінки можуть не знати секрет справжнього успіху і щастя? Повідомлення всьому стихія вдарила, і коли він потрапив додому, біль стає нестерпним. Найголовніше, нам потрібно внесок нашої молитви. Від: Дата:. Середа, грудні повідомлення, якщо ви не можете стверджувати, що це, певне, а кричати голосно, як для чоловіків, і жінок у військовій формі стояти в черзі "Я думаю, що .... давайте подивимося на кожен місяць ..: E-mail: From: Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, адміністративні повідомлення на дотик, так що у вас є проблеми зі мною, і давайте подивимося на список всіх ризик отримання травм, і запустити в мене є загальне оголошення, що майбутній аргументи в обговоренні цього обмеження тільки помилковим, воно береться з контексту цієї дискусії! і ясно роль минулих або поточні події, а деякі ні. "Не сперечайтеся з нею, вона дівчина" чи "Це прерогатива жінок змінити свою думку", щоб встановити кілька поколінь розвідувальних жінок. Це найбільша відмовка відкриття, я впевнений, . Хехехе! я можу зробити для розуму і вирішити, якщо значення фізичного і психічного втрати, я не плачу. несе моральне зобов'язання не робити цього. моя моральний обов'язок лежить на моє з Богом. Я не аргумент, який буде виграна або програна з деякими з моїх не відповідають один одному. Я очікував бути почутим та зрозумілим з однієї точки і в центрі. я інвестую, я ніколи не залежатиме від того, наскільки добре ви не можете ebantarka. більш розливів емоції з, великий їжі, але червона частина плода hacchekeu, і лише зовнішні взяти участь. Я не впевнений, якщо Маніла боротьбу риби, популярну гру і виграли матч, а не після. Більшість людей не знають, що тепер це все про бойові риби. Його номер телефону пам'яті можна заблокувати, щоб зберегти ім'я і дату. доказ того, що який-небудь провини може бути знайдене. Він не одержав розум стали пасткою. щось тут, залишених, і якщо вам трапиться збитися з нього, він буде через місяці або роки, ви нагадаєте мені. Вони мають синій костюм, як він вважався Санта Клаус Санта-Барбарі. Шкода, що я Радник, коли я ріс .... я б не були успішними, настільки успішним, ... на основі вашої теорії, що кожна людина, хто стояв за ним, .. і він був сто разів, що успіх рази. хе! хе! хе! він ! сказав: Різдвом повідомлення, ви повільно і навмисного, але не на літаку, ви не можете швидко Схоже, що це фіктивні за адресою: .. E-mail: Від: Дядя КБ Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення і Ви крутите правою ногою ?. правих проти годинникової стрілки від кільця Що я можу зробити, щоб: T Електронна пошта: From: Remote Name: Date: повідомлення, що кілька важливих сном жінок під час операції, а також свідчать він, - він - він був Статус: M-W електронної пошти: від: пульта дистанційного керування. Повідомлення тих, хто вірить, що мозок не так легко розділити два одночасних завдань, є просте пропозицію. вигляд, що ваша права рука тримає олівець і спробуйте намалювати коло за годинниковою стрілкою. одночасно ліву ногу в тому ж колі, малювати за годинниковою стрілкою . Це не проблема, так? тепер проти годинникової мудрий малювання кола, лівою ногою, як і раніше проблеми? коло за годинниковою стрілкою в правій малюнок ще добре з ним зараз, прямо біля підніжжя малювання кола за годинниковою стрілкою і з тією ж швидкістю. тією ж швидкістю, з правого боку, , намалюйте коло проти годинникової стрілки на правій нозі, ви можете зробити це він він він на повідомлення: E-mail:. повідомлення для існування деяких з більшості американських поетів Вони засновані на Едгара Аллана, яка є темною стороною, хоча, Ральф, який прославляється як буде мати тенденцію складатися з соціальних пристойностей, і вплинули багато з сьогоднішньої політиці, і мій фаворит один все знають гідності більшість з яких був Генрі. Це свято поезії, писав він, не за скасування рабства в наступному, а треті, щоб любов до плачевних станом його свідомості Я не зміг знайти в собі мужність, щоб рухатися. Він втратив свою першу дружину, коли він був при владі з другою дружиною аборту, і ускладнення. Він був доведений до своєї смерті, він був з вогнем свого тіла, щоб врятувати його другою дружиною. Після комедії і є найбільшим вкладником в роботі Данте Генрі на "Різдвяні дзвони", "Я чую різдвяний дзвони / Вони повторюють старі знайомі миру в усьому світі / любов -. і думати про те, як, так як він / все християнин / була коли-небудь випаде раніше / реальний мир у всьому світі Пісні / чоловіків, а також - не буде до !_____, дзвін, спів на своєму шляху, / ніч перетворилася на день, / голос / гармонія честі / в світ спокою і відданості, як чоловіки, так - буде !______ то підірвали, щоб кожен чорне обличчя / На південь від пістолет / і слова с / тихий / глибоким на землі, як чоловіки, так - ніби землетрус орендна плата буде !_____ / основний печі - камінь, / і попередніх поколінь / сім'ї, народження / землі мир, добрі люди - і розчарування Я !_____ голову схилив; / "немає миру на землі, немає", я, / "ненависті сильних, / і висміює мир у всьому світі пісня /, то дзвони гучніший і чоловіків, а також - і !"_____ глибокий: /" Боже, Він не пішов спати відкрилося / не виходять з ладу, / вправо переважають, / світ зі світом, і для чоловіків - бути "безпечними __________ подорожей для всіх, якщо ми можемо просто почати все заново, ми визнаємо, що вона залишається як було. Ми тут не для того, щоб відсвяткувати радісне народження, мій дім, ваш, з Різдвом Христовим. Від: Електронна пошта: С: Фото Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення мені, і я все ще пам'ятаю, коли я був молодий, я боксував з моїм братом намагається спровокувати такому юному віці, навіть коли він сказав мені, що я щасливиця, щоб бути по-іншому, він покаже мені, що хлопчики фізично в змозі. Я завжди питаю пана мого брата, як мій останній, і не важливо, скільки фізичних і боротися, щоб ніколи не бути моєю дочкою. Я був такий щасливий, коли його подруга дякувала мені для постановки такого ідеального джентльмена. На жаль, загальна думка, що жінки / дівчата не так фізично сильні, як чоловіки, помилково стосовно нашої психічними чи розумовими здібностями, наприклад, жінки не тільки під впливом помилкової оцінки збитку, але, до людей і їх сім'ям, і навіть своєї країни. Хіларі Клінтон, найбільш помітним і могутнім прихильником для жінок і дівчаток, нарешті щось є лідер (з Звісно, більшість чоловіків), знайшли спосіб завоювати їхню увагу. У деяких частинах моральне обурення в світі, але, як несправедливе ставлення до жінок і дівчаткам назвавши його, тепер він є хорошим доказом того, що багато країн в своєму розпорядженні даних про економічних прав та можливостей жінок порівняно з жінками в мусульманських країнах, які придушуються в більшості країн світу. Китай до Японії, де до недавнього часу, що горезвісний скляна стеля для жінок в корпоративному світі, і тепер ви можете розбити амбітним, ніж потенціал жінок визнають найбільш прогресивною, ми не знаємо, чому цих двох країн в економічній, а не на протилежному кінці спектра зараз. Тому я цілком упевнений, що вона буде сваритися людина в жінці, коли він чує все це, "він, здається, подобається це", або ви хотіли, причому, тільки те, що жінка "не розгляд. Можливо, саме тому вона завжди була В кінці будь-який аргумент про жінок, чоловіки завжди недооцінювати наші можливості з вами, що я думаю, що це було науково доведено (але, можливо, ви можете довести мене неправильно), що жінки використовують обидві сторони їх мозок відразу, так що це добре, і ми більш стійкі і мульти-життя і Ось чому ми живемо довше, ніж ви можете впоратися з проблемою людини? є щасливо одружений чоловік, щоб їхній шлюб таємницею, і майже завжди вони будуть просити "послухати вашу дружину", з тим щоб жінки можуть не знати секрет справжнього успіху і щастя? повідомлення всім стихія вдарила, і коли вона Головна удар, біль стає нестерпним вклад, найголовніше, нам потрібні наші молитви З: .. Дата середу, грудень повідомлення, якщо ви не можете стверджувати, що це, певне, а кричати голосно, як для чоловіків, і жінок у військовій формі стояти в черзі ". Ось що я думаю .... Місяці .. Давайте місяців: E-mail: From: Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, адміністративні повідомлення на дотик, так що у вас є проблеми зі мною, і давайте подивимося на список всіх ризик отримання травм, він працює! У мене є спільне оголошення, що аргументи в майбутньому обговоренні на це обмеження, тільки помилкове, воно береться з контексті цього обговорення, роль і явно не минулих або поточні події, деякі ні. "Не сперечайтеся з нею, вона дівчина" чи "Це прерогатива жінок змінити свою думку", щоб встановити кілька поколінь розвідувальних жінок. Це найбільша відмовка відкриття, я впевнений. Хехехе! Я, з однієї причини і вирішіть самі, якщо ви фізичне і психічне позначається на моїй вартості, а не вартість. Не з моральним обов'язком. У мене є моральне зобов'язання лежить на одного Бога. У мене немає жодних аргументів, які можна виграти або щось втратив, але я не буду дивитися на гру. У мене є точка, і, як очікується, бути почутими і понятими з розгляду. Я інвестую, я ніколи не залежатиме від того, наскільки добре ви не можете ebantarka. Більше емоцій виплескується, і боротьба Маніла велика риба, популярну гру і виграли матч, а не після. Більшість людей тепер знають, що всі війни, про рибу. Його номер телефону прив'язаний до пам'яті сотень можливих імен і дат, щоб пам'ятати. Доказ можна знайти в будь-якому з винен. У нього є розум стали пасткою. Деякі тут, залишених, і якщо вам трапиться збитися з нього, він буде через місяці або роки, ви нагадаєте мені. Вони мають синій костюм, як він вважався Санта Клаус Санта-Барбарі. Хотів би я був радником, коли я був маленьким .... Я б не були успішними, настільки успішним, що кожна людина за вашою теорії ... За його словами, .. І він був сто разів, що успіх рази. Він! Він! Він! Він! Він! З Різдвом Христовим! Повідомлення, ви повільно і навмисного, але не на літаку, ви можете не швидко. З'являється дуже оригінально. С: E-mail: From: Дядя КБ Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення і правою ногою за годинниковою стрілкою і проти годинникової стрілки від коло правою рукою, що я можу зробити? С: Т Електронна пошта: From: Remote Name: Date: повідомлення, я можу засвідчити, що гарні жінки кілька важливих сном під час операції. Він - він - він. З: М-W Електронна пошта: From: ім'я віддаленого, повідомлення, яке ви хочете, щоб люди, які вважають, що мозок не так легко розділити два одночасних завдань, є просте пропозицію. Уявіть, що ваша права рука тримає олівець і спробуйте намалювати коло за годинниковою стрілкою. У той же час ліву ногу в тому ж колі, малювати за годинниковою стрілкою. Це не проблема, так? Тепер намалюйте коло проти годинникової мудрий, ліву ногу, як і раніше проблеми? Намалювавши коло за годинниковою стрілкою з правого боку, як і раніше існує зараз, прямо біля підніжжя малювання кола за годинниковою стрілкою і з тією ж швидкістю. У той же швидкістю, з правої руки, правої ноги, щоб намалювати коло проти годинникової стрілки, ви можете це зробити? Він хе-хе! З повідомлення: Email: Повідомлення для існування деяких з більшості американських поетів. Едгар Аллан написав на темну сторону, навіть якщо вони знаходяться на, Ральф, який буде оцінили як тенденцію інші соціальні пристойності, і вплинули багато з сьогоднішньої політиці, і мій фаворит один все знають гідності більшість з яких був Генрі. Він писав, що рабство не було скасування святкування поезії, і тим не менш, інші говорять, що це була його любов до сумних станом розуму не переміщається на фронт. Він втратив свою першу дружину, коли він був при владі від другої дружини, щоб аборти й ускладнення. Він був доведений до своєї смерті, він був з вогнем власним тілом, щоб врятувати його другою дружиною. Потім він звернувся до комедії, і роботи Данте є найбільшим вкладником. Генрі на "Різдвяні дзвони", "Я чую різдвяний дзвони / Вони повторюють старі знайомі миру в усьому світі / любов - і думати про те, як це / все християнин / була коли-небудь випаде раніше / реальний мир у всьому світі пісня / як чоловіки, так - буде !_____ Поки, мелодій, спів на своєму шляху, / ніч перетворилася на день, / голос / гармонія честі / в світ спокою і відданості, як чоловіки, так - буде !______ те прокляте до особи кожної з чорного / пістолета в між / і слова з / Світ / не на землі, як чоловіки, так - ніби землетрус орендна плата буде !_____ / основний печі - камінь, / і попередніх поколінь / сім'ї, народження / землі мир, добрі люди - і розчаруванням я !_____ голову схилив; / "Мир на землі, немає", я, / "ненависть сильна, / і висміює мир у всьому світі пісня /, то дзвони гучніший і чоловіків, а також - і !"_____ глибокий: /"; Бог, він не пішов спати відкрилося / не виходять з ладу, / вправо переважають, / світ зі світом, і для чоловіків - бути "безпечними __________ подорожей для всіх, якщо ми можемо просто почати все заново, ми визнаємо, що вона залишається, як це було Тут ми повторно. Щоб відсвяткувати радісне народження, і мій будинок, твоя, З Різдвом С:. електронної пошти-судно Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення мені, і я все ще пам'ятаю, коли я був молодий, я боксував з моїм братом намагається спровокувати такому юному віці, навіть в Я щасливиця Треба сказати, що в іншому випадку, він покаже мені, що хлопчики фізично в змозі. Я завжди питаю пана мого брата, як мій останній, і не важливо, скільки фізичних і боротися, щоб ніколи не бути моєю дочкою. Я такий щасливий, як тоді, коли подруга його Дякуємо за підвищення мене джентльмен. На жаль, загальна думка, що жінки / дівчата не так фізично сильні, як чоловіки, помилково стосовно нашої психічними чи розумовими здібностями, наприклад, жінки не тільки під впливом помилкової оцінки збитку, але, спільноти та їх сім'ї і навіть свою країну. Хіларі Клінтон, найбільш помітним і могутнім прихильником для жінок і дівчаток, нарешті щось є лідер (з Звісно, більшість чоловіків), знайшли спосіб завоювати їхню увагу. моральне обурення, як деякі частини несправедливе ставлення у світі жінок і дівчаток виклику , зараз він достатньо доказів, що багато країн в своєму розпорядженні даних про економічних прав та можливостей жінок порівняно з жінками в мусульманських країнах, які придушуються в більшості країн світу. Китаю до Японії, де до недавнього часу, що горезвісний скляна стеля для жінок в корпоративному світі, і тепер ви можете розбити, амбітні жінки, у порівнянні з їх потенційними визнаючи найбільш прогресивною, ми не знаємо, чому цих двох країн в економічній, а не на протилежному кінці спектра зараз. Тому я цілком упевнений, що вона буде сваритися чоловіки і жінки, коли вона чує все це, "він, здається, подобається це", або ви, наприклад, що з того, тільки те, що жінка "не розгляд. Можливо, саме тому завжди є аргумент про жінок і чоловіків завжди недооцінювати наші можливості все ж, чи не так? Я думаю, що це було науково доведено (але, можливо, ви можете довести мене неправильно), що жінки використовують обидві сторони їх мозок відразу, тому, кількома добре, і ми більш еластичні і краще справлятися з проблемами життя і чому ми живемо довше, ніж чоловіки? У чому секрет їхнього шлюбу, щасливо одружений чоловік, і майже завжди вони будуть просити "послухати вашу дружину", з тим щоб жінки можуть не знати секрет справжнього успіху і щастя? Повідомлення всьому стихія вдарила, і коли він потрапив додому, біль стає нестерпним. Найголовніше, нам потрібно внесок нашої молитви. Від: Дата:. Середа, грудні повідомлення, якщо ви не можете стверджувати, що це, певне, а кричати голосно, як для чоловіків, і жінок у військовій формі стояти в черзі "Я думаю, що .... давайте подивимося на кожен місяць ..: E-mail: From: Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, адміністративні повідомлення на дотик, так що у вас є проблеми зі мною, і давайте подивимося на список всіх ризик отримання травм, і запустити в мене є загальне оголошення, що майбутній аргументи в обговоренні цього обмеження тільки помилковим, воно береться з контексту цієї дискусії! і ясно роль минулих або поточні події, а деякі ні. "Не сперечайтеся з нею, вона дівчина" чи "Це прерогатива жінок змінити свою думку", щоб встановити кілька поколінь розвідувальних жінок. Це найбільша відмовка відкриття, я впевнений, . Хехехе! я можу зробити для розуму і вирішити, якщо значення фізичного і психічного втрати, я не плачу. несе моральне зобов'язання не робити цього. моя моральний обов'язок лежить на моє з Богом. Я не аргумент, який буде виграна або програна з деякими з моїх не відповідають один одному. Я очікував бути почутим та зрозумілим з однієї точки і в центрі. Я п'ю, але червона частина логіці деяких фруктів, і тільки зовнішню частину. Я не впевнений, якщо Маніла боротьбу риби, популярну гру і виграв конкурс а не після. більшість людей тепер знають, що всі війни, про рибу. Його номер телефону прив'язаний до пам'яті сотень можливих імен і дат, щоб пам'ятати. доказ можна знайти в будь-якому з винен. Він не одержав розум стали пасткою. щось тут, залишених, і якщо Якщо вам трапиться збитися з нього, він буде через місяці або роки, ви нагадаєте мені. Вони мають синій костюм, як він вважався Санта Клаус Санта-Барбарі. Хотів би я був радником, коли я був маленьким .... я б не були успішними, настільки успішним, ... на основі вашої теорії, що кожна людина, хто стояв за ним, .. і він був сто разів, що успіх рази він. він: він: він: він: з Різдвом повідомлення, ви повільно й навмисно, а не плавний, але швидкий Не може бути дуже художніх виставок З: .. E-mail: Від: Дядя КБ Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, послання правою ногою за годинниковою стрілкою і правою рукою проти годинникової стрілки від кільця Що я можу зробити, щоб: Т електронної пошти: від: віддалений Ім'я: Дата: Неділя повідомлення, я можу засвідчити, що гарні жінки кілька важливих сном під час операції він, - він - він був Статус:. M W Електронна пошта: From: ім'я віддаленого, повідомлення, яке ви хочете відокремити тих, хто вірить, що мозок як синхронну, так завдань немає. простий, є просте речення. вигляд, що ваша права рука тримає олівець і спробуйте намалювати коло за годинниковою стрілкою. одночасно ліву ногу в тому ж колі, малювати за годинниковою стрілкою. Це не проблема, так? Тепер намалюйте коло проти годинникової мудрий, ліву ногу, Проте проблема? коло за годинниковою стрілкою в тому ж кресленні з правою рукою все ще там, прямо біля підніжжя малювання кола за годинниковою стрілкою і з тією ж швидкістю. тією ж швидкістю, з правої руки, правої ноги, щоб намалювати коло проти годинникової стрілки, ви можете зробити це він хе-хе ! на повідомлення: E-mail:. повідомлення для існування деяких з більшості американських поетів Це Едгар Аллан має темну сторону, хоча й, Ральф, який буде оцінили як тенденцію інші соціальні пристойності, і вплинули багато з сьогоднішньої політиці, і навіть знати Мій улюблений людську гідність, більшість з яких був Генрі. Це свято поезії, писав він, не скасовує рабство в наступному, а треті кажуть, що це була його любов до сумних станом розуму не переміщається на фронт. Він втратив свою першу дружину, коли він горів, щоб Друга дружина повинна була викидня і інших ускладнень. Він ніс його смерті, він був з вогнем свого тіла, щоб врятувати його другою дружиною. Потім він звернувся до комедії, і роботи Данте є найбільшим вкладником. Генрі на "Різдвяні дзвони", "У мене є Різдво Дзвони чув / відомим у всьому світі і світ у своїй старій репетиції / добре - і думав, як, так як він / все християнин / була коли-небудь випаде раніше / реальний мир у всьому світі пісня / як чоловіки, так - буде !_____ вгору, музики, спів на своєму шляху, / світ перевернувся дня до ночі, / голос / гармонія піднесеного / світу у світ поклоніння, як чоловіки, так - буде !______ те прокляте до особи кожної з чорного / пістолета в між / і слова с / тихий / глибоким на землі, як чоловіки, так - Неначе землетрус орендна плата буде !_____ / континенту вогнище - камінь, / і попередніх поколінь / сім'ї, народження / землі мир, добрі люди - і розчаруванням я !_____ голову схилив; / "немає миру на землі, немає," Я, / "ненависті сильних, / і висміює мир у всьому світі пісня /, то дзвони гучніший і чоловіків, а також - і !"_____ глибокий: /" Боже, він не був мертвий, і не відкрилося / не виходять з ладу, / вправо переважають / с зі світом, для чоловіків, а також - для "безпечного подорожі для всіх __________ якщо ми можемо просто почати все заново, ми визнаємо, що вона залишається як було. Ми тут не для того, щоб відсвяткувати радісне народження, мій дім, ваш, з Різдвом Христовим. Від: Електронна пошта: С: Фото Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення мені, і я все ще пам'ятаю, коли я був молодий, я боксував з моїм братом намагається спровокувати такому юному віці, навіть коли він сказав мені, що я щасливиця, щоб бути по-іншому, він покаже мені, що хлопчики фізично в змозі. Я завжди питаю пана мого брата, як мій останній, і не важливо, скільки фізичних і боротися, щоб ніколи не бути моєю дочкою. Я був такий щасливий, коли його подруга дякувала мені для постановки такого ідеального джентльмена. На жаль, загальна думка, що жінки / дівчата не так фізично сильні, як чоловіки, помилково стосовно нашої психічними чи розумовими здібностями, наприклад, жінки не тільки під впливом помилкової оцінки збитку, але, до людей і їх сім'ям, і навіть своєї країни. Хіларі Клінтон, найбільш помітним і могутнім прихильником для жінок і дівчаток, нарешті щось є лідер (з Звісно, більшість чоловіків), знайшли спосіб завоювати їхню увагу. У деяких частинах моральне обурення в світі, але, як несправедливе ставлення до жінок і дівчаткам назвавши його, тепер він є хорошим доказом того, що багато країн в своєму розпорядженні даних про економічних прав та можливостей жінок порівняно з жінками в мусульманських країнах, які придушуються в більшості країн світу. Китай до Японії, де до недавнього часу, що горезвісний скляна стеля для жінок в корпоративному світі, і тепер ви можете розбити амбітним, ніж потенціал жінок визнають найбільш прогресивною, ми не знаємо, чому цих двох країн в економічній, а не на протилежному кінці спектра зараз. Тому я цілком упевнений, що вона буде сваритися людина в жінці, коли він чує все це, "він, здається, подобається це", або ви хотіли, причому, тільки те, що жінка "не розгляд. Можливо, саме тому вона завжди була В кінці будь-який аргумент про жінок, чоловіки завжди недооцінювати наші можливості з вами, що я думаю, що це було науково доведено (але, можливо, ви можете довести мене неправильно), що жінки використовують обидві сторони їх мозок відразу, так що це добре, і ми більш стійкі і мульти-життя і Ось чому ми живемо довше, ніж ви можете впоратися з проблемою людини? є щасливо одружений чоловік, щоб їхній шлюб таємницею, і майже завжди вони будуть просити "послухати вашу дружину", з тим щоб жінки можуть не знати секрет справжнього успіху і щастя? повідомлення всім стихія вдарила, і коли вона Головна удар, біль стає нестерпним вклад, найголовніше, нам потрібні наші молитви З: .. Дата середу, грудень повідомлення, якщо ви не можете стверджувати, що це, певне, а кричати голосно, як для чоловіків, і жінок у військовій формі стояти в черзі ". Ось що я думаю .... Місяці .. Давайте місяців: E-mail: From: Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, адміністративні повідомлення на дотик, так що у вас є проблеми зі мною, і давайте подивимося на список всіх ризик отримання травм, він працює! У мене є спільне оголошення, що аргументи в майбутньому обговоренні на це обмеження, тільки помилкове, воно береться з контексті цього обговорення, роль і явно не минулих або поточні події, деякі ні. "Не сперечайтеся з нею, вона дівчина" чи "Це прерогатива жінок змінити свою думку", щоб встановити кілька поколінь розвідувальних жінок. Це найбільша відмовка відкриття, я впевнений. Хехехе! Я, з однієї причини і вирішіть самі, якщо ви фізичне і психічне позначається на моїй вартості, а не вартість. Не з моральним обов'язком. У мене є моральне зобов'язання лежить на одного Бога. Хто-небудь є список деяких з аргументів Я п'ю, але червона частину лівої jitekena, і тільки зовнішню частину. Я не впевнений, якщо Маніла боротьбу риби, популярному конкурсі та виграла гру, а не після. Більшість людей тепер знають, що всі війни, про рибу. Його номер телефону прив'язаний до пам'яті сотень можливих імен і дат, щоб пам'ятати. Доказ можна знайти в будь-якому з винен. У нього є розум стали пасткою. Деякі тут, залишених, і якщо вам трапиться збитися з нього, він буде через місяці або роки, ви нагадаєте мені. Вони мають синій костюм, як він вважався Санта Клаус Санта-Барбарі. Хотів би я був радником, коли я був маленьким .... Я б не були успішними, настільки успішним, що кожна людина за вашою теорії ... За його словами, .. І він був сто разів, що успіх рази. Він! Він! Він! Він! Він! З Різдвом Христовим! Повідомлення, ви повільно і навмисного, але не на літаку, ви можете не швидко. З'являється дуже оригінально. С: E-mail: From: Дядя КБ Remote Name: Дата: Неділя, повідомлення і правою ногою за годинниковою стрілкою і проти годин